"My" cat isn't even my cat, just a homeless beggar I share with some other neighbors. I still have mice and gophers, so his daily rations might get cut soon.
There was a bit on "wait wait" yesterday about cats being unloving parasites on their human hosts. Some panelists were outraged, which is silly. Cat people know this is true. I wish I could share living space with a cat again.
Yes, and next time you're lost in the woods or trapped under a collapsed building, you can absolutely depend on being saved by your Search and Rescue Cat.
He hee! Who do you think had been gnawing through the support pillars in the dead of night in the first place? You think your cat really enjoys hiding down in the basement?
As for getting lost in the woods, I've found one can always count on the friendly assistance of a grizzly to help encourage you to find your own way out of there ASAP.
Whereas my cats have just been parasites.
And had parasites.
"My" cat isn't even my cat, just a homeless beggar I share with some other neighbors. I still have mice and gophers, so his daily rations might get cut soon.
There was a bit on "wait wait" yesterday about cats being unloving parasites on their human hosts. Some panelists were outraged, which is silly. Cat people know this is true. I wish I could share living space with a cat again.
Good thing that kitty wasn't blah, the cop probably would have shot it for resisting arrest
"The cat's previous owner, who is known only as 'Fat Freddy'…"
So much fun watching an NFC East match up with smokey. So many swears.
That must have been epic.
LEGALIZE CATNIP
That's because dogs are stupid. In a nice way, of course, but still dumb as a bag of rocks.
Yes, and next time you're lost in the woods or trapped under a collapsed building, you can absolutely depend on being saved by your Search and Rescue Cat.
They just send out cute photos of their cats, then you don't wanna be rescued.
eta: OFFS.
This is why I always carry an emergency can of tuna.
He hee! Who do you think had been gnawing through the support pillars in the dead of night in the first place? You think your cat really enjoys hiding down in the basement?
As for getting lost in the woods, I've found one can always count on the friendly assistance of a grizzly to help encourage you to find your own way out of there ASAP.
I've found that leaving a trail of Meow Mix doesn't hurt either.