29 thoughts on “Week 3 Thursday Football Open Thread”
I have internet again! I am a real boy at last! Now there is no fucking excuse for why I am tanking so hard at FF, but I will probably continue to do so!
I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight – not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper. The point of the ball went straight into his ass and he screamed like someone had just stuck a fire poker between his cheeks. He walked funny for the rest of the week.
It's their seasonal hoagie: thick cut hot turkey and stuffing with gravy, topped with cranberry sauce. So good, but I had to grab a wet washcloth about 1/4 of the way through. Worth it.
I have internet again! I am a real boy at last! Now there is no fucking excuse for why I am tanking so hard at FF, but I will probably continue to do so!
Just blame injuries like I do!
I blame the dog…
Okay, saves me from having to do it, this was my link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUBOEaNPv_U
Oh, yay, that is perfect for Sunday.
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I was going to post this: http://deadspin.com/extra-point-off-the-refs-face…
LOL the comments:
Phil
I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight – not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper. The point of the ball went straight into his ass and he screamed like someone had just stuck a fire poker between his cheeks. He walked funny for the rest of the week.
Btw yes, it is too hard, especially when I'm seriously considering Ryan Fitzpatrick this week.
Hey, Smokey, I intend to run to the Wawa (that is 5 minutes from my house) for my first Gobbler of the season in about half an hour!
Follow up: Holy crap, that was good, but incredibly messy.
Messy food is commonly the best food.
It's their seasonal hoagie: thick cut hot turkey and stuffing with gravy, topped with cranberry sauce. So good, but I had to grab a wet washcloth about 1/4 of the way through. Worth it.
Okay, I'm officially jealous now, that sounds amazing.
OT but
socialist sanders's team:
Slowbro / Amoonguss / Heatran / Clefable / Sableye / Skarmory
HELP WHY AM I FACING SOMEONE WITH THIS USERNAME
Update: I won, but stall is the most annoying kind of team to face >_>
How exactly did this Washington team beat the Rams last week again?
It's a mystery.
My new dvt has built-in picture-in-picture, so I am watching it on half my tv with the sound off while I have something not so comical on the left.
Something not so comical narrows it down to most things.
Ding ding ding!
RIP Alfred Morris' fantasy season
He's gonna be lucky if he gets to be part of RBBC with Matt Jones at this point
That fumble might have helped that possibility.
I'm glad I snagged Jones this week. I'm thinking he's going to be RB1 next game
If that happens I need to hope Tevin Coleman recovers really quickly. He had a really promising start to the season then cracked a rib.
I'm assuming Rueben Randle's parents were really hungry when they named him.
Is Tom Coughlin the angriest man in America?
Ted Cruz libel!
wouldn't you be, if you had to coach the lesser Manning every week?