Whiny Man Babies Swear Off Sex and Women, that’ll show us! September 26, 2015 lizzietish81 366512 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F09%2F26%2Fwhiny-man-babies-swear-off-sex-and-women-thatll-show-us%2FWhiny+Man+Babies+Swear+Off+Sex+and+Women%2C+that%27ll+show+us%212015-09-26+17%3A39%3A26Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D3665 +30
I'm pretty sure "unable to get a date of you were the last man on earth" doesn't count as "swearing off women" Reply
Other things these men have sworn off: Being a millionaire Being a movie star Being the Pope Being the President of the United States Being the Queen of England Being enjoyable company for other humans Reply
I swore off being a starting center in the NBA, as well as being a franchise QB in the NFl. Best decision I ever made… Reply
Shorter MGTOW: "I didn't want you anyway! Ha ha ha, I'm picking up my marbles and going home!!!" Reply
Font colors still seem to be off
And a great cry could be heard around the world, in a feminine voice, saying, "Phew."
I'm pretty sure "unable to get a date of you were the last man on earth" doesn't count as "swearing off women"
Other things these men have sworn off:
Being a millionaire
Being a movie star
Being the Pope
Being the President of the United States
Being the Queen of England
Being enjoyable company for other humans
I swore off being a starting center in the NBA, as well as being a franchise QB in the NFl. Best decision I ever made…
Now if only Tim Tebow would do the same…
I'm not sure he's allowed to swear…
I'm still holding out for the Queen of England.
[ sobs ]
I would now like to quote cmdr in my response to these men not being with women: Yay!
Shorter MGTOW:
"I didn't want you anyway! Ha ha ha, I'm picking up my marbles and going home!!!"
Hey! Most of them lost their marbles years ago.