Also, while McDonald's now has all-day breakfast, they only have McMuffins and not biscuits, which I think means I need to either sue or blow up the world.
Well now, this will be fun, I'll need to crank up the ol' Random Conspiracy Generator and mash together as many of the lunatic frightfests of the past 7+ years that I can.
Lessee, now… all the Chemtrails over the years….have…primed the atmosphere with ..
.[insert relatively innocuous but scary-sounding chemical name here]
… so… tomorrow's launch of …Barium salts…
[plus THAT HORRIBLE CLIMATE CHANGE/ MIND CONTROL/POISON CHEMICAL ONLY INFOWARS IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO TELL YOU ABOUT]
…will…
…uh…
Oooh! Ooooh! when the HAARP radiation hits the chemical plume…
(hey you seriously didn't think they actually demobilized that secret global warming/weather modification/mind control device, did you?)
…the resulting chemical mix will instantly spread throughout the troposphere of the US of A and transform every right thinking American FOX News watcher into MINDLESS SHEEP that the OBAMMUNISTS will easily round up (after CONFISCATING their GUNS) into FEMA Camps for REGROOVING …er…RE-EDUCATION.
Yeah, that's a start. It's probably much more coherent that whatever is crawling out of Alex Jones's fevered imagination now.
.50 of ours came in about 20 minutes, which is enough to turn half the city streets into rivers.
I've opted for long-sleeve shirt instead of pants for now. Back to 90° in a coupla days.
They could claim the light show was the result of Brietbart dot notcommies website asploding on finding out that Mike Huckabee is a real transsexual.
Awesome!
Also, while McDonald's now has all-day breakfast, they only have McMuffins and not biscuits, which I think means I need to either sue or blow up the world.
BTW, there's an App for that. Android or iOS, your choice. I have the Andy one and it's great for time & direction, view angles, maps et, cetera.
Cool! I have IOS. What's the name of the app?
"What's Up at Wallops". There's a linky almost at the bottom of the NASA page I linked to above, just under the "Facebook" and "Twitter" links.
Cool! Thanks!
Well now, this will be fun, I'll need to crank up the ol' Random Conspiracy Generator and mash together as many of the lunatic frightfests of the past 7+ years that I can.
Lessee, now… all the Chemtrails over the years….have…primed the atmosphere with ..
.[insert relatively innocuous but scary-sounding chemical name here]
… so… tomorrow's launch of …Barium salts…
[plus THAT HORRIBLE CLIMATE CHANGE/ MIND CONTROL/POISON CHEMICAL ONLY INFOWARS IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO TELL YOU ABOUT]
…will…
…uh…
Oooh! Ooooh! when the HAARP radiation hits the chemical plume…
(hey you seriously didn't think they actually demobilized that secret global warming/weather modification/mind control device, did you?)
…the resulting chemical mix will instantly spread throughout the troposphere of the US of A and transform every right thinking American FOX News watcher into MINDLESS SHEEP that the OBAMMUNISTS will easily round up (after CONFISCATING their GUNS) into FEMA Camps for REGROOVING …er…RE-EDUCATION.
Yeah, that's a start. It's probably much more coherent that whatever is crawling out of Alex Jones's fevered imagination now.
You forgot Jade Helm and that Agenda 21 thing.
Aw, dammit. Thanks. Tired and I need to keep better and more paranoid notes.
Fluoridation, also too.
And cephalopods.
.75 precip
65°F
Gonna have to put pants on to go outside.
58°F
92% RH
a mere 2.5" rain out of the weekend's storms. Eh, not even puddles left now.
Fall is coming and I will not put on socks yet. Just won't.
.50 of ours came in about 20 minutes, which is enough to turn half the city streets into rivers.
I've opted for long-sleeve shirt instead of pants for now. Back to 90° in a coupla days.
Wow, the land out there must be seething with tadpole shrimp. Gather ye stir-fry while ye may.
90°? You'll be back to runnin' 'round with no pants on in no time!