Fl (of course) Senate Wannabe once went to the desert and drank goat’s blood. Worse, he’s a Libertarian!

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  1. "I guess it makes me feel flattered that they think I am a threat to the stability of the system. It makes me think one man can make a difference," Invictus said.

    You know Who Else was a threat to the stability of the system and thought that one man could make a difference?

  2. "The chairman of the Libertarian Party of Florida has resigned to call attention to Invictus' candidacy in hopes that other party leaders will denounce him. "

    Yes, everyone felt the Earth move when Adrian Wyllie announced his heroic self-sacrifice.

    Also: "wo years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying…"

    Why does this seem, uh…improbable?

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