39 thoughts on “Football: Winning Isn’t Everything

  1. btw, annoying hammering rapper neighbor is gone.. His kind of ex-girlfriend just stopped by, in tears, to say his parents are picking up his stuff this weekend, and when I asked what happened, all she would say is, "He makes bad decisions." So I have no idea if he is dead, alive, in a hospital, in jail, only that he's gone. This sort of thing never happened in New Jersey.

    1. I'd be willing to bet it doesn't typically happen in Pennsylvania either. At least I hope it doesn't.

      That is a very unexpected ending though, hopefully he didn't end up killing himself doing something stupid.

      1. Couldn't find anything online. Only thing that came up was a news story from 2 years ago when he was arrested for trying to bring 4 bricks of heroin here from NJ (which I'm guessing means he is currently on probation or parole, which may be a factor).

        I certainly do hope he is not dead or seriously hurt/ill. He wasn't a bad dude at all, just a slightly annoying neighbor.

          1. Heh. Back when I was a fire inspector, my semi-literate boss used to ask me, "So, did you have to violate that business? How many guys did you violate?" Uh….

      1. I've already had to turn away 2 of his "friends"who were all, "But where is he? When will he be back?" How the fuck would I know?

          1. Dear Anthrope,
            I dunno. You'll have to get your weed and Oxy, I mean, "rap tape", elsewhere.
            Sincerely,
            Shel

  2. Remember kids and suckers: Fantasy football is a game of skill!
    I'm sure the Draft Kings, et. al. have plenty of lobbyists dick sucking the Louie Gohmert, et. al. as we speak. Keep this little loophole scam quiet as long as possible.

    1. That was more about the daily fantasy leagues for money, which is probably as far from what Wonkville has as you can get.

      1. Oh yeah snow, I know you guys are cool. I'd join in but I don't want to dig another hole.
        I'm just a voyeur of fantasy…whut?

    2. Yeah, the big thing is these Daily Fantasy sites, which is just sports betting that drove through a gigantic loophole they created with lots of money and a personal lobbyist they put into the Bush (the Worser) Administration. Deadspin has had some great articles on this scam.

      1. There were a surprising amount of Steelers fans and Terrible Towels in the stands tonight. Do Steelers fans always travel so well, or have a bunch of them migrated to southern CA?

        1. Steeler Nation is well-represented here, both by the Pittsburgh diaspora and by those who just like our team for some reason. One of the best Steelers fans I ever met (a San Diegan, now that you mention it) became a Steelers fan while living in TEXAS: he hated that place and wanted to root for the anti-Texas team. Good choice, kid…

  3. So, San Diego loses on a last second touchdown by the Steelers. And Philip Rivers, AKA the Angriest Quarterback in America, goes home, punches holes in the walls and then rapes those holes with his tiny, angry cock.

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