13 thoughts on ““The ex-radar tracking officer revealed she was snatched by the lizard man and taken to a secret base on the far side of the Moon where she was made to have lots of sex. And lift boxes.””
Fully admitting I'm only posting this so I'm not the only one that sees this mess of a story.
I don't understand about the manual labor. Is it because lizard people don't have thumbs, so they can't lift stuff themselves? If so, how did they build their moon base, and how do they close the doors on their spaceships? Do they just want us for our thumbs?
Also, wouldn't the moon's gravity make lifting boxes unnecessary, I mean, can't they just kick heavy objects around, like a beach ball?
Oh, please. Clearly, the best way to make people think you aren't a lizard person is to pretend you don't understand why they'd abduct a woman to their moonbase for sex and heavy labor. We're onto you, Close.
Fully admitting I'm only posting this so I'm not the only one that sees this mess of a story.
needz moar anal probing
Her Amazon.com author page is suspiciously devoid of information:
http://smile.amazon.com/Niara-Terela-Isley/e/B00J…
It's like the don't want you to find out!
Nothing this exciting ever happens to me.
Maybe you could add more spicy food to your evening meals?
It hasn't worked so far. Perhaps more late night drinking and horror novels will do the trick.
The Grays are kind of prejudiced against people-of-no-color.
I don't understand about the manual labor. Is it because lizard people don't have thumbs, so they can't lift stuff themselves? If so, how did they build their moon base, and how do they close the doors on their spaceships? Do they just want us for our thumbs?
Also, wouldn't the moon's gravity make lifting boxes unnecessary, I mean, can't they just kick heavy objects around, like a beach ball?
You're trying to use logic for an alien abduction story.
Oh, please. Clearly, the best way to make people think you aren't a lizard person is to pretend you don't understand why they'd abduct a woman to their moonbase for sex and heavy labor. We're onto you, Close.
Damn!
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