46 thoughts on “Football: Oh, Shit, It’s Thursday Already

    1. Mets vs Cubs would be an incredible series, just because one of those two teams would end up in the World Series.

          1. The Mets need to win so Jacob deGrom can get a shampoo endorsement deal and we can find out how he makes his waves so luscious. His waves are better than Clay Matthews'.

          2. The question is, will TBS do the obligatory shot of Jason deGrom dousing his glorious hair with water like they always seem to do with Clay Matthews?

          3. You women and the way you objectify men–it's almost as if you don't care about anything but their appearance!

          4. Ron Darling is the only Met I objectify for his mind. (And that's only because he loves crossword puzzles.)

  1. Atlanta drives today: Turnover on downs on a botched snap, blocked punt returned for TD. And this is a 5-0 team?

    1. And WTF was that last turnover? It looked like the center basically snapped it to his own thigh or something.

          1. Just as it should be. Also means a center is going to get negative fantasy points, which is amusing.

      1. Atlanta has like twice as many yards as New Orleans and yet they're down 14-7 because of giving up the ball all the time.

  2. So while the Mets are a topic, my mom actually went to the opening of Shea Stadium. She got out of a book report to go, just because the teacher was a Mets fan.

    1. My film professor in college saw the Beatles show at Shea. I know this because she mentioned it at least once a week. That woman could work that into any topic.

      1. Oh yeah, I heard about that show, my grandparents were quite against that kind of music for being "not pure" or some shit so she didn't get to go despite being a huge fangirl.

        1. You wouldn't have heard anything over the screaming girls anyways. I know one of the guys who did the Beatles show at Candlestick park- he said you couldn't hear jack shit. The state of P.A. in those days was entirely inadequte for even small rock shows, let alone a stadium show.

  3. WTF? Ryan keeps losing FF points because the damned center can't even snap the ball to him. What a shit game- the Saints suck and the Dirty Birds are bound and determined to play down to their level

    1. I know the feeling, the Saints can't block anyone and Brees keeps losing points to sacks. This game is just awful all around.

  4. The Saints just passed the ball on first down, Brees scrambled for 3 on second down, and they ran on third and 7? What kind of play calling is that?

  5. [watching the Mets-Dodgers game]

    Me: How many long-haired freaky pitchers are there?

    smokey: As many as there are signs.

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