104 thoughts on “Football: Bet Smokey Watches Tonight

  1. Sitting out tonight. Shoulda moved Alshon Jeffery from the bench, but had my head inside a washing machine. Now I have nothing but clean thoughts and my snark has gone in the tank. I think Close and I still won.

  2. Toggling between this and coverage of the Canadian election. Can not fucking FIND where the MLB playoff game is (seriously, where the fuck is the FS1 network?)

      1. CSPAN III for Canada, and I'm pretty sure FS1 is also cable. The former might be streaming online, or you can go to their source and see if CBC livestreams.

        (correction–it's on CSPAN II)

    1. Since I'm shamefully ignorant when it comes to Canadian politics: should I brace myself for when more conservative parts of the country report, or does this look like a good night for Canada?

      1. From what I have heard from that friend I mentioned, this is a strong liberal area but the liberals are doing way better than normal. I can't say anything with confidence due to hearing second-hand but it sounds like it's going well.

      2. It looks very good – but yes, tactical voting gravitating towards the Liberals.

        I bet Harper refuses to resign tho. He'll probably even try to prorogue parliament when it comes back (a banana republic move which he's done before)

          1. Hmmm.. prorogation would basically be similar to Obama telling Congress "Don't worry, you fuck off back home for a bit while I run the country."

            That's simplifying it, but the shortest version I could think of!

          2. It was designed way back, to allow MP's to spend time in their (distant) constituencies for a few months.
            Harper plucked it out of thin air about 5-6 years ago, when he had a minority government and a still-valid "vote of confidence" to close Parliament down and ride out a bumpy period.
            Everyone who wasn't a Conservative went apeshit at the douchebag move, but tbh the Liberals fucked up the election in 2011.

          3. That honestly sounds like a play that would ruin Canada's standing in a lot of the world if he took a big loss yet still used it. It's Harper, so he might pull it out despite that. Scary thought.

          4. He would need the Governor General (the Queen's representative in Canada) to agree – and while she agreed to it "in the interests of stability" last time, there's no way they would this time. Fortunately it's not a crony pork-barrel position (or shouldn't be)… but I'm betting Harper is kicking himself that he didn't think of it.
            Harper doesn't give a fuck about Canada's standing, or even how he or the Conservatives are viewed. Harper only cares about Harper.

          5. Well if he has a check that makes me feel better. Will he be like sad romney when he hopefully loses?

    2. That election results website clicks in the background as it updates. I thought my computer was borking. #EMBARASSED CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

    1. And all the little Oysters stood
      And waited in a row.

      "The time has come," the Writer said,
      "To talk of many things:
      Of tights and tans and fashionable legs
      Of unicorns–and spring"

    2. Oh, for fuck's sake, I happen to like black tights sometimes. It's usually too warm to wear them here in the daytime, but they're a great way to make the short skirt + boots look more classy than Pretty Woman FFS…

      1. I blame the whole "no pantyhose" trend of 00s and 10s on California (sorry). Kinda glad we finally seem to be getting over that, because it really is too cold to go bare-legged for most of the year in the northeast.

        1. In fairness, the trend makes sense in most of CA since we don't really get winter. Why the fuck it didn't remain a regional trend is beyond me…

          1. It does make sense in warmer climates. But it just got out of hand, where women NY/PA/Boston would be going into work in December with bare legs, then needing to blast a space heater under their desks.

      1. Ah yes. That was the one forced into recount in '11 and NDP won over CON.
        Traditionally Bloc Quebecois.
        [ yeah, I'm posing like I know WTF ]

    1. Hey! Vancouver is great – in a Seattle-type weather stylee.

      Southern end of Vancouver Island (and gulf islands) is even below the 49th Parallel ;p

      I think BC might even push the Liberals close to a majority government, but then the Provincial Liberal government have acted like complete cunts for the past 6-7 years. Could cost them nationally… but some NDP holds/gains in the Province will create a coalition government.

        1. For me, I'll take a temperate zone and a (hopefully returned) Green member of parliament, but for sure, if one can't handle the Pacific Northwest, best to stay south of San Francisco. West is best tho! 😉

  3. WHY the fuck does ESPN insist on inflicting the irritating-as-fuck Chris Berman on us?

    Probably for the same reason MSNBC sticks with the irritating-as-fuck Chris Matthews: someone in upper management just happens to like the guy and gives zero fucks what anyone else thinks. Either that, or the Crhis dudes have the video…

    1. Phew! Elizabeth May looks safe… shame they couldn't pick up a couple more on Vancouver Island, but a decent double figures percentage vote in a few places…nice and solid.

    2. Decent showing for Greens in Esquimalt-Saanich-Sooke (20%) but going NDP

      Nanaimo-Ladysmith very interesting (for election wonks):
      (currently)
      NDP 32%
      Liberals 24%
      Conservatives 24%
      Green 20%

      1. Beauport-Côte-de-Beaupré-Île d'Orléans-Charlevoix is fun:

        Liberal 29%
        Conservative 28%
        Bloc Quebecois 21%
        NDP 19%

  4. From Google News:

    Biden to launch a presidential campaign
    Washington Post – ‎2 hours ago

    Wow, really?

    (clicks link)

    Editor’s note

    December 31, 2010
    This file was inadvertently published.

    I'd love to know the story behind this

    1. The Politics of Fear has a shelf-life…. unless of course you can perpetually find a new monster to frighten the electorate with. Unfortunately for Harper, he didn't realise that he'd become the monster.

  5. Looks like I was right and the NDP are picking up/saving a fair few seats in BC.

    If the BC Liberal Party weren't a bunch of corrupt smug fucknuts, it could have been even better for them – but the Federal party picked up most of Vancouver and the suburbs.

    1. All in all, a pretty good result. Wish we could turn our Congress like that.

      And that CBC website has more scripts than wonkett ever dreamed of! I had to cold reboot twice to get it to stop!

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