This Fuckin’ Guy. Norway’s Worst Mass Murderer Pisses and Moans About Not Having Enough Moisturizer October 23, 2015 natl_[redacted]_cmdr 453110 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F10%2F23%2Fthis-fuckin-guy-norways-worst-mass-murderer-pisses-and-moans-about-not-having-enough-moisturizer%2FThis+Fuckin%27+Guy.+Norway%27s+Worst+Mass+Murderer+Pisses+and+Moans+About+Not+Having+Enough+Moisturizer2015-10-23+23%3A37%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D4531 +20
Hey, come on, have you ever tried to get through a winter in Norway without a decent moisturizer, or the desire to KILL ALL HUMANS? Reply
Not as bad as surstromming. Any can that needs to be opened underwater, simply should never be opened.
Well, he is in solitary confinement. He has to do something to pass the time. And that prison soap is so dry! Reply
Hey, come on, have you ever tried to get through a winter in Norway without a decent moisturizer, or the desire to KILL ALL HUMANS?
I blame lutefisk.
Always a safe bet..
It says a lot that it's more popular in Minnesota than it is in Norway.
You know, we make a lot of fun of lutefisk around here, but really, it is fucking awful.
Not as bad as surstromming.
Any can that needs to be opened underwater, simply should never be opened.
Well, he is in solitary confinement. He has to do something to pass the time. And that prison soap is so dry!
Oh, ugh. I forgot that when guys want moisturizer, it's not because their elbows are ashy.
… Yeah, now I'm thinking about this story in a different way, and not a good one.
Sorry!