Man Seriously Injured by Falling Sofa October 31, 2015 AlterNewt 47579 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F10%2F31%2Fman-seriously-injured-by-falling-sofa%2FMan+Seriously+Injured+by+Falling+Sofa2015-10-31+18%3A05%3A22Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F10%2F31%2Fman-seriously-injured-by-falling-sofa%2F +10
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You volunteer to help your friends move, you drop one sofa, and does anybody say, "Hey, what a nice guy"? No, they just lawyer up! Or over there they probably barrister up. Reply
Terrible. Another bystander injured because somebody tried one of those advanced positions in the Sofa Sutra. They're not for beginners, people! Reply
The Case of the Crushing Couch
"Have a seat, we'd like to ask you a few questions."
Wait, did you make up a new display name?
"My name is Officer Davenport, and this is Officer Chesterfield."
I guess that makes you sofa king clever
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You volunteer to help your friends move, you drop one sofa, and does anybody say, "Hey, what a nice guy"? No, they just lawyer up! Or over there they probably barrister up.
That takes being a couch potato to an entirely new level.
Terrible. Another bystander injured because somebody tried one of those advanced positions in the Sofa Sutra.
They're not for beginners, people!