Happy Wonkville Tapeworm Day: Meet the Dwarf Tapeworm that gives you cancer November 5, 2015 Close Read 49556 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F05%2Fhappy-wonkville-tapeworm-day-meet-the-dwarf-tapeworm-that-gives-you-cancer%2FHappy+Wonkville+Tapeworm+Day%3A+Meet+the+Dwarf+Tapeworm+that+gives+you+cancer2015-11-05+20%3A26%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F05%2Fhappy-wonkville-tapeworm-day-meet-the-dwarf-tapeworm-that-gives-you-cancer%2F +20
He's a tapeworm! He's a dwarf! He's a tape-dwarf! And he will kill you.
We prefer the term "Little Tape-People".
And we are deeply offended by the game of "worm tossing."
" If I hear that 'We Are the Lollipop Cysts' song one more time…!"
Been hungry all day.
"Our under-cooked pork is excellent today."