23 thoughts on “Is there really such a thing as bad sex writing?”
One appreciates good writing as one gets older……………
Still, Imma go with Tomas Espedal, because I read the letters of Heloise and Abelard , and Heloise wrote stuff hotter than that passage of his.
Nah. You know how guys watch a video of another guy getting hit in the nuts with a bat or something and involuntarily cover their 'nads? That is how a lot of bad sex writing is for us gals. Like, "No, don't do that to her nipples! Don't put that in there! WTF that would actually be lethal!"
One appreciates good writing as one gets older……………
Still, Imma go with Tomas Espedal, because I read the letters of Heloise and Abelard , and Heloise wrote stuff hotter than that passage of his.
Poor Abelard. That shit wasn't right.
"Holy fuck!" she screamed, when Jesus came.
Now, that's bad.
Define "Bad".
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"Missile Testing Center" = new favorite euphemism.
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Alt-Zydeco Band?
Don't you mess with my toot-toot!
Roux too?
is that where you use a fork on the washboard?
[ yes, it took me about 15 minutes to get that ]
Spork.
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"bulbous salutation"?
Needz blingee holiday card.
♪ Have a bulbous salutation
it's the best time of the year ♪
Nah. You know how guys watch a video of another guy getting hit in the nuts with a bat or something and involuntarily cover their 'nads? That is how a lot of bad sex writing is for us gals. Like, "No, don't do that to her nipples! Don't put that in there! WTF that would actually be lethal!"
Tonton my couth?