Football: If the Titans and Jaguars Play in a Forest and No One Watches, Is It Still Football?

14 thoughts on “Football: If the Titans and Jaguars Play in a Forest and No One Watches, Is It Still Football?

  1. Titans and Jaguars players: "Aww, do we have to?" http://www.nike.com/us/en_us/c/nfl/color-rush?mid

    "Social justice is [Rodgers'] Achilles heel!" A-ha! We're on to you!

    Regarding the Vikings being in first place: "I’m gonna savor that moment right before it all goes completely to SHIT. I know what’s coming. This ain’t my first rodeo." Yep, pretty much.

    1. Chris Kluwe
      11/19/15 5:08pm

      Nah, what’s gonna happen is, they’ll beat the Packers, lose a close one to Atlanta (probably by an officiating error so it doesn’t really feel like a loss), scrap out a win against Seattle and Arizona to really make you think they’re legit this year and by god it’s actually gonna happen, finish out the season resting a couple starters for the playoffs (because thats what championship teams do), and then get smoked in the first round by fucking Carolina 35-7 as you sob into your beer.

      Any team can make you feel bad. It takes true craftsmanship to crush your desire to live, to build up your dreams with the sole intention of snatching them away at the worst possible moment, to make the very air taste of ashes and loss, and the Vikings have it down to an art.

      Source: TWELVE FUCKING MEN IN THE HUDDLE AFTER A TIMEOUT WHAT THE FUCK CHILDRESS WHYYYYYYYYYYY

  2. Just checked in on ESPN–looks like I was right to be glad that I have to miss this snoozefest.

    And I arranged my schedule so that I do my long run on Saturday. Here's hoping the early Sunday game is good–see you all then!

  3. Well, thank goodness that's over. Now the Jags can take their poop uniforms, throw them in paper bags, take them to Nike headquarters and set the bags on fire. It's really the only reasonable thing to do with those things.

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