Jesus fuck, Tampa Bay's running back has 240 yards against the Iggles, who keep finding new and exciting ways to suck.
Ugggggghh. (I don't even know if I wanna watch the Thanksgiving game).
I thought the traditional Wisconsin show of love was to throw and Old Fashioned at your loved one's face, but maybe that's reserved for weddings and funerals.
In Minnesota, we throw lefse at you and dump powdered sugar on your head.
Throwing Brandy Old Fashioned is indeed for holidays and family events. It's how you say "I love you" to blood relatives. The snow thing is more of a come-on. Then, if things go well, you do the ceremonial tossing of cheese curds at the wedding.
Ah, I understand. So many complicated happenings on Old World 3rd Street.
Btw, I was in a bar in Bay View neighborhood (not beating up Frank Jude) I believe it was the Palomino, when some random dude came up to me and asked me if I wanted to play dice. I had known that "playing dice" was a thing in Milwaukee, but I had no idea what the rules were. I respectfully declined. He politely asked me what I was drinking, offered to buy me one, which I accepted with thanks. Then he called me a faggot and walked away.
Damnit, saw the headline about Forsett breaking his arm, thought, "Aw, too bad for the poor sucker who has him on their team." Yeah, I'm the poor sucker. Damnit.
Off topic: I'm trying to apply for a passport so I can go to Prague and blow all of my money before I inevitably die of lung cancer, and this BIG GOVERNMENT website doesn't have December as an option for a birthdate. WTF is that all about? Anyone know how I can get a passport without dealing with this crap website?
That's hliarious. If you mean |this site,| I tried it just now, had the same thing happen. But I typed in my birthdate, hit "enter" and then December showed.
I take it you're on the State Department's website? I got curious and entered some fake info with a December birthdate and was taken to the next page with no problem. ???
I'd open a new window and try again. If that doesn't work:
For any questions about forms or status, please contact the National Passport Information Center
by email at NPIC@state.gov
or by phone: 1-877-487-2778 (TDD/TTY: 1-888-874-7793)
For purely technical issues, such as broken links or error messages, please email:passportweb@state.gov
PS: Prague is worth the hassle–love that city!
PPS: Lung cancer sucks, dude–sorry to hear this. If you want support for kicking the habit, I'm here!
"Thank you for visiting the Department of State website. Please note that people born in December are not eligible for travel outside of the country. Sucks for you."
Jesus, Vodka. That sucks. Both teh cancer and December birthday. Everyone knows you get shorted on the presents.
I got my passport the old fashioned way, at the post office. Surprisingly easy, and they take the picture there, too. Oh, I think I might've had to go to the bank to get something notarized, too.
OK everyone, settle down. Just to clarify: Vodka doesn't have lung cancer. He's just saying that when the inevitable happens, some day, which will occur long long in the future, after he outlives us all, despite his nere-do-well lifestyle.
Just to make it clear, I do not currently (as far as I know) have cancer. I will get cancer at some point because I've been smoking for 25 years. I was just making light of that inevitable outcome and looking for travel tips. Also too fuck the Lions for Failing at losing.
ETA: if I actually had lung cancer, holy fuck you guys would hear about it through multiple people.
Then, just so I'm clear: You're going to Prague to get a lung transplant?
THAT'S… Yes. That is totally what's going on.
No, I got the sarcasm in your original comment. I just know too well how rotten that disease is (it took both my mom and my grandmother) and reacted from there.
As far as travel tips go, it's been years since I was in Prague but the Kafka Museum was worth checking out, in between visits to the pubs to have that fabulous Czech beer…
(btw, I am still amused that the Vikings real quarterbacks are required to have the names of children's television show hosts… Fran, Teddy… while Packers QBs have to be potential lost Maverick brothers.)
Yes, I believe Tommy Kramer was one of the original Fly Girls and danced with J. Lo. Teddy was, unfortunately, too young to catch the Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears bandwagon. I believe he did a lovely rendition of Rhythm Nation as his finale: http://jezebel.com/be-mesmerized-by-joseph-gordon…
Since when did FOX decide to do a news recap during halftime? Even the KC – San Diego game is better than that FFS…
Never mind the Packers–Mason Crosby has outscored the Vikings so far. I'll have to be extra nice to a colleague of mine who is from Minnesota next week FFS…
I picked him up Sunday when Beastmode had big, ugly Q next to his name ("Abdomen," too many Skittles?) I put him in when Lynch was declared Inactive. I figured he might give me about 10 points or so. Holy crap! I've never had a player score more than 50 before! You still have Brady and Gronk, so it ain't over til it's over.
Good game Acne Packer-wipes and refs! (Sorry, that's as conciliatory as I get.) The NFL is obviously hoping for a Pack vs. Pats Super Fudge Fitty for the ratings.
And here I thought the Steelers – Ravens rivalry was fierce. I bow to perfection…
I'm from Ohio State-Michigan territory, so this is pretty tame in comparison.
college rivalries make most NFl rivalries look like a walk in the park
They actually tell people traveling to the other state to see a road game to rent a car in that state so your own car doesn't get set on fire.
Our marching band once flipped a car belonging to a UCLA fan that was parked in our way as we marched to the Colosseum (the insurance people were not happy about that). We also broke some Cal fan's leg when he tried to steal one of our helmets (sorry Callyson, there's lots of bad blood between our schools).
Whatever–I'm still too hung over from yesterdays fucking disaster Big Game to worry about USC FFS…
I wasn't exactly thrilled by the ass kicking Oregon gave us, either. Time to beat UGLY and then throw a pile of money at a new coach
What is this? I can't even. I thought we were friends!
I find myself imagining Vikings-Packers as people getting on the southern part of the Minnesota-Wisconsin border, trying to throw pebbles and small rocks at each other, and failing as said rocks fall helplessly into the Mississippi.
Regarding tonight's Bungles /los Cardinales game, smokey got us tickets to the Vikings/ Cardinales game on Dec. 10th. The question is, how many discounted Christian Ponder jerseys should we wear?
It's official: Wal-Mart, by forcing people to work on Thanksgiving to sell things for Christmas, hates America. Where's the outrage in the War On Thanksgiving?
Another Dog Day Afternoon is my second favorite obscure sequel, right after Hamlet II: The Hamlening.
|sexy!|
Ooh, Amy Poehler was in that? I know what I'm watching tomorrow.
Ah, The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/punter-just-prayi…
[ Time for some pre-game refreshments. ]
Regarding this afternoon's Packers at Vikings game, I'm noivous! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvpoiiBW9bc
Not to worry. Aaron Rogers will pack the stands with his immigrant BFFs.
Washington @ Carolina (I rescheduled my training run for this?)
Kansas City @ San Diego (yawn)
Green Bay @ Minnesota (thank God for that much!)
The Lions are winning and i still completely hate the Lions. They WILL find a way to lose this game.
You believe in them! They will lose!
ya gotta believe!
Jesus fuck, Tampa Bay's running back has 240 yards against the Iggles, who keep finding new and exciting ways to suck.
Ugggggghh. (I don't even know if I wanna watch the Thanksgiving game).
but, Lions. Even the Iggles should be able to beat them
It's a Thanksgiving tradition.
true
They won, probably only because they know you expected them to lose. The Lions have turned into defiant tweens.
WTF Badgers fans? http://deadspin.com/wisconsin-cheerleaders-leave-…
Well Bucky Badger once shot the late Chief Illiniwek with a toy bow and arrow.
Throwing snow at someone is how you say "I love you" in Wisconsin.
I thought the traditional Wisconsin show of love was to throw and Old Fashioned at your loved one's face, but maybe that's reserved for weddings and funerals.
In Minnesota, we throw lefse at you and dump powdered sugar on your head.
Throwing Brandy Old Fashioned is indeed for holidays and family events. It's how you say "I love you" to blood relatives. The snow thing is more of a come-on. Then, if things go well, you do the ceremonial tossing of cheese curds at the wedding.
Ah, I understand. So many complicated happenings on Old World 3rd Street.
Btw, I was in a bar in Bay View neighborhood (not beating up Frank Jude) I believe it was the Palomino, when some random dude came up to me and asked me if I wanted to play dice. I had known that "playing dice" was a thing in Milwaukee, but I had no idea what the rules were. I respectfully declined. He politely asked me what I was drinking, offered to buy me one, which I accepted with thanks. Then he called me a faggot and walked away.
Aw, you got a free drink!
['kin cheerleaders, man.]
Actually, for a game featuring two teams I don't give a damn about, this Washington – Carolina game is pretty good. Who knew?
Damnit, saw the headline about Forsett breaking his arm, thought, "Aw, too bad for the poor sucker who has him on their team." Yeah, I'm the poor sucker. Damnit.
Off topic: I'm trying to apply for a passport so I can go to Prague and blow all of my money before I inevitably die of lung cancer, and this BIG GOVERNMENT website doesn't have December as an option for a birthdate. WTF is that all about? Anyone know how I can get a passport without dealing with this crap website?
No Americans were born in Decemeber. Commie.
He says Prague. He means Moscow.
"December? ONLY JESUS WAS BORN IN DECEMBER! We've got you now, COMRADE."
Say Hi to Edward Snowden while you're there. And bring back some of the good stuff.
Ooh, I was never born!
That's hliarious. If you mean |this site,| I tried it just now, had the same thing happen. But I typed in my birthdate, hit "enter" and then December showed.
Must have been built by the same people who built the ACA marketplace
I take it you're on the State Department's website? I got curious and entered some fake info with a December birthdate and was taken to the next page with no problem. ???
I'd open a new window and try again. If that doesn't work:
PS: Prague is worth the hassle–love that city!
PPS: Lung cancer sucks, dude–sorry to hear this. If you want support for kicking the habit, I'm here!
"Thank you for visiting the Department of State website. Please note that people born in December are not eligible for travel outside of the country. Sucks for you."
"Someone has to shut off the lights once Trump is President. We picked you."
We'll leave the light on for you. Make sure you take care of that when you're done
As Cally said, cancer truly sucks. Hopefully Stage 1 or 2.
Jesus, Vodka. That sucks. Both teh cancer and December birthday. Everyone knows you get shorted on the presents.
I got my passport the old fashioned way, at the post office. Surprisingly easy, and they take the picture there, too. Oh, I think I might've had to go to the bank to get something notarized, too.
OK everyone, settle down. Just to clarify: Vodka doesn't have lung cancer. He's just saying that when the inevitable happens, some day, which will occur long long in the future, after he outlives us all, despite his nere-do-well lifestyle.
Carry on.
so we're saying that Vodka is a hypochondriac?
Yes. All the more reason to drink and smoke.
Wait–did FOX just use Public Enemy's "Fight the Power" to transition from the game to a commercial break? Dafuq?
And FOX just decided that no one is interested in watching the Carolina blowout and switched to Cowboys – Dolphins. WTF, this could be amusing…
Moderately sure the announcer just called Riley Cooper, Bradley Cooper.
DB libel?
Fleener with the INT! Does he get any points for that?
FLEENER!
Sadly, no.
Just to make it clear, I do not currently (as far as I know) have cancer. I will get cancer at some point because I've been smoking for 25 years. I was just making light of that inevitable outcome and looking for travel tips. Also too fuck the Lions for Failing at losing.
PSYCH! Oh, well. I hear Prague is a lovely city in which to die.
There's no Psych. My first comment didn't ever state that I have cancer.
I understood. You were just being pessimistic, not actually declaring you had lung cancer.
Thank you. I thought I had worded it right.
ETA: if I actually had lung cancer, holy fuck you guys would hear about it through multiple people.
Then, just so I'm clear: You're going to Prague to get a lung transplant?
THAT'S… Yes. That is totally what's going on.
No, I got the sarcasm in your original comment. I just know too well how rotten that disease is (it took both my mom and my grandmother) and reacted from there.
As far as travel tips go, it's been years since I was in Prague but the Kafka Museum was worth checking out, in between visits to the pubs to have that fabulous Czech beer…
Watch out for human-size insects. And put your new lung in your carry-on.
it sucks having to gate check your lungs
Suitcases get tossed around back there. A shampoo bottle could get jostled open and there goes your shiny new lung.
SKWERL!
Touchdown Teddy! Woot!
Oh, FFS, Blair "Every Kick's An Adventure" Walsh!
(btw, I am still amused that the Vikings real quarterbacks are required to have the names of children's television show hosts… Fran, Teddy… while Packers QBs have to be potential lost Maverick brothers.)
You forgot "Two-Minute" Tommy Kramer. Also, A. A. Ron should change his name to Beau, or Brent, or Burnt, or Brunt, or something.
Baaron, obvi
Tommy Kramer was also a Mouseketeer, like Teddy, right?
Yes, I believe Tommy Kramer was one of the original Fly Girls and danced with J. Lo. Teddy was, unfortunately, too young to catch the Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears bandwagon. I believe he did a lovely rendition of Rhythm Nation as his finale: http://jezebel.com/be-mesmerized-by-joseph-gordon…
Since when did FOX decide to do a news recap during halftime? Even the KC – San Diego game is better than that FFS…
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman both look like they were partying until 4 am and had to rush to the stadium without a shower.
I wish Joe Buck would get rid of that hobo beard.
Never mind the Packers–Mason Crosby has outscored the Vikings so far. I'll have to be extra nice to a colleague of mine who is from Minnesota next week FFS…
I can't believe that you would have been better off playing Cutler…
Neither can I FFS…
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OK, WTF was that "unnecessary roughness" penalty on Cordarrelle Patterson? The refs are clearly in GB's pocket. Fuck them.
Well, the Vikings fucking lost that game fair and square. At least the fucking shitty refs ultimately did not interfere with the outcome of the game.
Regarding Packers O-Lineman Brian Bulaga, enjoy this video of beluga whales: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbySbprDjF0
Smart move with Rawls. Yikes!
I picked him up Sunday when Beastmode had big, ugly Q next to his name ("Abdomen," too many Skittles?) I put him in when Lynch was declared Inactive. I figured he might give me about 10 points or so. Holy crap! I've never had a player score more than 50 before! You still have Brady and Gronk, so it ain't over til it's over.
OK, this Packers – Vikings game is essentially over. Time to take my furry friends to the dog park. BBL…
Yay!
Whoo!
Good game Acne Packer-wipes and refs! (Sorry, that's as conciliatory as I get.) The NFL is obviously hoping for a Pack vs. Pats Super Fudge Fitty for the ratings.
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And here I thought the Steelers – Ravens rivalry was fierce. I bow to perfection…
I'm from Ohio State-Michigan territory, so this is pretty tame in comparison.
college rivalries make most NFl rivalries look like a walk in the park
They actually tell people traveling to the other state to see a road game to rent a car in that state so your own car doesn't get set on fire.
Our marching band once flipped a car belonging to a UCLA fan that was parked in our way as we marched to the Colosseum (the insurance people were not happy about that). We also broke some Cal fan's leg when he tried to steal one of our helmets (sorry Callyson, there's lots of bad blood between our schools).
Whatever–I'm still too hung over from yesterdays
fucking disasterBig Game to worry about USC FFS…I wasn't exactly thrilled by the ass kicking Oregon gave us, either. Time to beat UGLY and then throw a pile of money at a new coach
What is this? I can't even. I thought we were friends!
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At least no one has poisoned any one's tree: http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/23/178…
Ugh, I remember that. That was disgusting.
I find myself imagining Vikings-Packers as people getting on the southern part of the Minnesota-Wisconsin border, trying to throw pebbles and small rocks at each other, and failing as said rocks fall helplessly into the Mississippi.
Regarding tonight's Bungles /los Cardinales game, smokey got us tickets to the Vikings/ Cardinales game on Dec. 10th. The question is, how many discounted Christian Ponder jerseys should we wear?
Exactly 23.4.
AOTK, duh.
FEAR THE HOODIE
UGH…just saw a Sprawl – Mart ad. Black Friday starts at 6PM on Thanksgiving day!
Fuck you, Wal – Mart.
Can't wait till they tell us only "volunteers" were forced to work all day Thursday and into Friday.
It's official: Wal-Mart, by forcing people to work on Thanksgiving to sell things for Christmas, hates America. Where's the outrage in the War On Thanksgiving?
I wonder if they're going to ask for donations again for their employees who cannot afford food on Thanksgiving, or if they finally grasped the irony.
And I just got to see the Bengals lose. Yes!
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