You’re more Likely to be Crushed by Furniture Than Killed by a Terrorist November 23, 2015 weejee 552315 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F23%2Fyoure-more-likely-to-be-crushed-by-furniture-than-killed-by-a-terrorist%2FYou%27re+more+Likely+to+be+Crushed+by+Furniture+Than+Killed+by+a+Terrorist2015-11-23+15%3A42%3A49Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F11%2F23%2Fyoure-more-likely-to-be-crushed-by-furniture-than-killed-by-a-terrorist%2F +20
[ Trump staffer begins making graphics with wildly inaccurate statistics of how many people are killed by falling furniture ] Reply
Sure, some furniture is harmless. But do you want to take a chance of a terrorist grand piano jumping out of a high rise at you? Reply
I have just now made my desk denounce & apologize for all the latest episodes of Furniture Terrorism. How about you? Reply
I dream of an America where grand pianos, spinets, old Rhodes electrics, and all keyboards can live together in harmony. Reply
You're fooling yourself. By the way, no good can come of having that bloodthirsty player piano stuck in the corner next to the squeezebox. Reply
I can believe this. My couch gave me a rather vicious beating when I stubbed my toe the other day. Reply
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[ Trump staffer begins making graphics with wildly inaccurate statistics of how many people are killed by falling furniture ]
"Look out! It's an Ottoman!"
Turkey humor just before Thanksgiving – well played.
*bows*
Sure, some furniture is harmless. But do you want to take a chance of a terrorist grand piano jumping out of a high rise at you?
I have just now made my desk denounce & apologize for all the latest episodes of Furniture Terrorism. How about you?
I dream of an America where grand pianos, spinets, old Rhodes electrics, and all keyboards can live together in harmony.
You're fooling yourself. By the way, no good can come of having that bloodthirsty player piano stuck in the corner next to the squeezebox.
Moldova is the country you're most likely to be killed in a lawnmower duel.
Hopefully not more fatal than |this|..
I can believe this. My couch gave me a rather vicious beating when I stubbed my toe the other day.
It looks hungry. What a nightmare.
We need a really large banjo.
Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.
HAHAHA YES
This works with bagpipes, too.