Oh, lord, I just realized they only have one tv and my uncle isn't into sports. The last holiday I spent with them, he insisted on watching one of those pawn shop reality show marathons… for 6 straight hours.
Grateful for my family (even the wacko ammosexuals and conservtards), the Wonketteteriate, and the seemingly bottomless cup of stupid served each day for snarking.
I'm thankful for smokey, and also that I'm not homeless or in jail. I'm also thankful for the 'Villains and for the fact that I don't look, think, act, talk, or smell anything like Donald Trump.
I'm thankful for my two dogs, my friends (IRL and online), my health and the fact that I'm keeping a roof over our heads (mine and the dogs'.)
And as much as I sometimes think ignorance just might really be bliss, I am thankful to have enough of a brain not to be a wingnut. To a person, they all seem bitter and mean,,,
*forehead smack* No wonder it sounded so familiar. I loved A Child's Garden of Verses as a child. I could rattle off whole poems from that beautiful book.
Also too…from the link–I'll have to remember this trick:
Invite guests to lend a hand in the preparation by periodically dropping a utensil in the kitchen, shouting an obscenity, and slamming the oven door shut
The San Andreas Fault System is the dividing line between two tectonic plates. The Pacific Plate is moving in a northwesterly direction relative to the North American plate. The movement is horizontal, so while Los Angeles is moving toward San Francisco, California won't sink. However, earthquakes can cause landslides, slightly changing the shape of the coastline.
OK, add "I'm grateful I won't be swallowed up when the big one hits" to the list…
I am grateful for pumpkin pie with Kool Whip. Just like the pilgrims ate at the first Thanksgiving.
It may be quaint, but I'm truly thankful for indoor plumbing.
Roofs, too.
Yes. They're really catching on.
That potable water is a pretty nice thing too, also.
If I never have to clean another Squat Strap on Thanksgiving, it'll be too soon.
Perfect for re-gifting, though.
Pro tip: cinch it up a little higher.
So did you just make a new ID account?
Yeah, the warranty was void on the other one.
Getting that extended coverage generally seems like a rip-off anyway.
Watching your pness grow by the minute!
Central HVAC is very good, also.
I am grateful for television, the reason I may not have to talk to anyone tomorrow (fingers crossed!)
Anyone who doesn't like it can just go |upstairs.|
Oh, lord, I just realized they only have one tv and my uncle isn't into sports. The last holiday I spent with them, he insisted on watching one of those pawn shop reality show marathons… for 6 straight hours.
I must remember to pack my laptop.
Grateful for my family (even the wacko ammosexuals and conservtards), the Wonketteteriate, and the seemingly bottomless cup of stupid served each day for snarking.
I'm thankful that the holidays are finally over.
Blue, um….
Wut?
Nothin'…
Awesome!!
Eid-al-Adha has been over for awhile now.
Thanksgiving + Gravity = Cosmocopia!
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WMAP is some kind of gourd?
It's a Flash Gourdon.
A Gourdian Knot
A Middle East peace agourd.
Someone mention us?
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Ah, the long-lost Freedom from Reason.
Wow, $arah has really let herself go!
Don't be upsetti eat some spaghetti
God bless us, every one.
Except Dick Cheney. Fuck that ass wipe with a rusty tire iron.
He's not one of us anyway. He's an animatronic flaming goat turd.
I'm thankful for teh Cmdr, and that I am not homeless or in jail.
I'm thankful for smokey, and also that I'm not homeless or in jail. I'm also thankful for the 'Villains and for the fact that I don't look, think, act, talk, or smell anything like Donald Trump.
I'm thankful that Atlantic Hurricane season is almost over.
And for fire. Fire is good.
Meanwhile, the Pacific season is still going strong with a major hurricane, Sandra.
Yeah, I'm pullin' for a fish storm, because they've had quite enough landfalls this season, thankyouverymuch.
Too much |Hot Water| in that Pacific.
We might get rain from it in the east! It should be pretty weak before getting to land, luckily.
C_R_eature's real name is Sandra?
Yes, I had to shorten it because I got tired of writing Sandrarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh
It must sound better underwater.
It does. Irritates the hell out of the harbor porpoises, though, but their names are all basically shrieks so they really have no room to complain.
I'm thankful I don't have to [scrape ice.]
Yes. I'm thankful I don't have to |travel in it.|
I'm thankful that it's like 60 here.
41 now and frost this morning, but I have Fire and Fire, of course, is Good.
Fire is the great antidote!
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Turkey with bacon on it. Because bacon.
How 'bout some [ laser-cooked bacon? ]
That's the only real way to cook bacon. Science!
I'm thankful for my two dogs, my friends (IRL and online), my health and the fact that I'm keeping a roof over our heads (mine and the dogs'.)
And as much as I sometimes think ignorance just might really be bliss, I am thankful to have enough of a brain not to be a wingnut. To a person, they all seem bitter and mean,,,
Their ignorance is mostly willful too.
I'm thankful that |the world is so full of a number of things|.
I was expecting that link to be to something from |Dr. Seuss.|
I can see why. In fact, it's |R.L. Stevenson|.
*forehead smack* No wonder it sounded so familiar. I loved A Child's Garden of Verses as a child. I could rattle off whole poems from that beautiful book.
Also too…from the link–I'll have to remember this trick:
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Keep bringing out food to avoid participating in any conversations.
That's good advice.
So tomorrow's dinner will have cheesy bread involved. Because why not?
Oh, and electricity.
Any day now.
Sorry, California-bashers:
OK, add "I'm grateful I won't be swallowed up when the big one hits" to the list…
Cornomnia, the Horn of All.
In the old days, we lost a lot of ships and men rounding the Cape of Good Horn.
[The men haven't eaten in days, sir!]
"…well, FORCE THEM!" Hahahaha
I could bear it with Margo. Rawr!
The ["Big One"] has a different meaning here.
It works in mysterious ways, 'splody ways.
Pffft...this is The Big One:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_…
Changes the course of mighty rivers, rings churchbells in Philadelphia, etc.
Apples and pomegranates, can't compare a volcanic caldera to an earthquake fault!