Chas, here's your org header:
The Founding Fathers explicitly viewed multi-barrel weapons, fast-firing rifles, handguns, cannon, howitzers, mortars, rockets, hand grenades, early machine guns, submarines, torpedoes, and privately-owned warships capable of flattening coastal cities as arms suitable for ownership by American citizens. We know this because each and every single one of these weapon systems was in use and owned by private citizens.
Your headlines are hilarious! Their length just makes things hard to read, though, especially in the right sidebars, so just trying to keep things easier for everyone to read.
Also, since WordPress creates the URL based on whatever is in the headline, it makes for really long and possibly problematic URLs.
[This] comes in handy for dealing with noisy neighbors or bands of marauding suburban teenagers.
Chas, here's your org header:
The Founding Fathers explicitly viewed multi-barrel weapons, fast-firing rifles, handguns, cannon, howitzers, mortars, rockets, hand grenades, early machine guns, submarines, torpedoes, and privately-owned warships capable of flattening coastal cities as arms suitable for ownership by American citizens. We know this because each and every single one of these weapon systems was in use and owned by private citizens.
Submarines? You mean they owned robot bees?
Bee the People.
Have I broached the Wonkville headline limit? I realize brevity is not my soul of wit!
Your headlines are hilarious! Their length just makes things hard to read, though, especially in the right sidebars, so just trying to keep things easier for everyone to read.
Also, since WordPress creates the URL based on whatever is in the headline, it makes for really long and possibly problematic URLs.