Big Brevard Beast’s Barefoot Bay Burglar Binge December 8, 2015 C_T_Hulhu 59996 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F12%2F08%2Fbig-brevard-beasts-barefoot-bay-burglar-binge%2FBig+Brevard+Beast%27s++Barefoot+Bay+Burglar+Binge2015-12-08+16%3A50%3A38Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D5999 +10
To hide from the Police in a pond full of huge flesh eating lizards is considered to be a bad idea. Reply
"Shortly before Riggins was reported missing, he called his girlfriend and told her he'd be in the area breaking into homes, deputies said." What nice kids. Reply
"Hey, baby – I'm going to go and do some crimes." "What, get some sushi and not pay?" "No, just some B & E." "Okay. Bring me back something nice." I should have used the Florida Man tag, but it's probably self evident. Reply
Also too: "I would say it's poetic justice, you want to sit there and steal from people," Barefoot Bay resident Chuck Stokes said. So petty burglary by a young, foolish kid warrants death by alligator? These people all deserve each other. Reply
In Trump's America, being devoured by huge ugly lizards will be the punishment for burglary. In Cruz's America, the same will be true for Heresy.
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To hide from the Police in a pond full of huge flesh eating lizards is considered to be a bad idea.
"Shortly before Riggins was reported missing, he called his girlfriend and told her he'd be in the area breaking into homes, deputies said."
What nice kids.
"Hey, baby – I'm going to go and do some crimes."
"What, get some sushi and not pay?"
"No, just some B & E."
"Okay. Bring me back something nice."
I should have used the Florida Man tag, but it's probably self evident.
Also too:
"I would say it's poetic justice, you want to sit there and steal from people," Barefoot Bay resident Chuck Stokes said.
So petty burglary by a young, foolish kid warrants death by alligator? These people all deserve each other.
In Trump's America, being devoured by huge ugly lizards will be the punishment for burglary.
In Cruz's America, the same will be true for Heresy.
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/82/e4/5182e4ae1c03a4a59d84c84d1fdcf06a.jpg" />