He has pretty pointedly not been named or admitted to being the father, and theu broke up right before she announced she was pregnant. so I think the little girl's name is pretty much confirmation that whoever the baby daddy is, it ain't her ex-fiance (which is what I suspected the whole time).
Where was that joke from – Five Easy Pieces? You marines have it easy, us sailors have to unbutton 13 buttons to piss, you guys just take off your cover.
Sadly, no. Her Russian paramour is actually a spy. A dirty commie rat. Once Ivan forces his 'Women Only Follow' evangelical bubble on Bristol she'll end up selling out America just to please her bolshevik whatchamacallit.
Even Willow's descent into common street prostitution can't raise the funds to keep Bris's extortionists at bay!
I saw something on PBS in the past few days where a Jewish fellow said they learned Adam had 3 wives; Eve was the last. Lillith (?) was the first and she boogied on him. The 'second' wife Adam saw being made from the basic gross anatomic perspective and got freaked fucking out.
My dad got beaten by the nuns for asking questions in class about where Cain's wife suddenly popped up from. If only the penguins had had Bible Gateway, there would have been no need for violence! https://www.biblegateway.com/resources/all-women-…
The supposed father is the Marine Sgt who was awarded the Medal of Honor. To name a Marine's child 'Sailor' in any spelling is not Semper Fi.
He has pretty pointedly not been named or admitted to being the father, and theu broke up right before she announced she was pregnant. so I think the little girl's name is pretty much confirmation that whoever the baby daddy is, it ain't her ex-fiance (which is what I suspected the whole time).
Well, now I'm thinking Russian fisherman!!!
Where was that joke from – Five Easy Pieces? You marines have it easy, us sailors have to unbutton 13 buttons to piss, you guys just take off your cover.
Marina….I just met a girl named Marina….
Song of Solomon 4:5
Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that graze among the lilies. ESV
Sadly, no. Her Russian paramour is actually a spy. A dirty commie rat. Once Ivan forces his 'Women Only Follow' evangelical bubble on Bristol she'll end up selling out America just to please her bolshevik whatchamacallit.
Even Willow's descent into common street prostitution can't raise the funds to keep Bris's extortionists at bay!
I saw something on PBS in the past few days where a Jewish fellow said they learned Adam had 3 wives; Eve was the last. Lillith (?) was the first and she boogied on him. The 'second' wife Adam saw being made from the basic gross anatomic perspective and got freaked fucking out.
4:1
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Gilead.
ESPN?
My dad got beaten by the nuns for asking questions in class about where Cain's wife suddenly popped up from. If only the penguins had had Bible Gateway, there would have been no need for violence!
https://www.biblegateway.com/resources/all-women-…
Palin hatefic?