'Twas not ye little Lady Helen—nay, ne'er blush, my child; thoul't tickle thy tender maidenhedde with many a mousie-squeak before thou learnest to blow a harricane like this.
Every Christmas, during the court’s riotous pageant, he performed a dance that ended with “one jump, one whistle, and one fart”, executed simultaneously.
Many Early Music scholars believe that the 12th Century minstrel tune "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" ( “one jump, one whistle, and one fart”) is the direct antecedent to John Lee Hooker's "One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
1601 – I have a treasured copy.
'Twas not ye little Lady Helen—nay, ne'er blush, my child; thoul't tickle thy tender maidenhedde with many a mousie-squeak before thou learnest to blow a harricane like this.
Thy earliest queef!
Every Christmas, during the court’s riotous pageant, he performed a dance that ended with “one jump, one whistle, and one fart”, executed simultaneously.
Many Early Music scholars believe that the 12th Century minstrel tune "Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum" ( “one jump, one whistle, and one fart”) is the direct antecedent to John Lee Hooker's "One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
Ein Spring, Ein Pfeife, Ein Furz
Analweiss, Analweiss,
Du grüsst mich jeden Morgen.
[……… recorded by Amos Milburn in 1953]
also, "Roland the Headless Thompson Farter"
Wasn't that Anus Milburn?
(Gold Star for the mutated Zevon title)
It was either WZ., or something, something Chanson Roland
Here's a frieze depicting the famous "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" scene.
<img src="http://www.babelio.com/couv/CVT_La-chanson-de-Roland-I_3256.jpeg" width="300" height="300">
Pikes, shields and chain mail. Those guys were really serious about farting.
|Related: Stern on the short-lived 'Magic Hour'|
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW….finally watched Aretha at Kennedy Center.
GOD-
DAMN
!!!!!
Thanks as always Blue! Just watched it. Shit. Goddamn.
You might find |this| interesting. Aretha called them "greasy".. Nice!
Yeah, good stuff, saw that on HULU when house-sitting last year.
"It puts the coin in the people!" –lobbyists channeling Cosby