15 thoughts on “We Regret the Error

  1. “Last week’s column mistakenly misidentified a source. The European Commission president is Romano Prodi, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”— The Prague Post.

    1. “Just to keep the record straight, it was the famous Whistler’s Mother, not Hitler’s, that was exhibited at the recent meeting of the Pleasantville Methodists. There is nothing to be gained in trying to explain how the error occurred.”

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  2. “The Argus would like to apologize for suggesting that the director of the Brighton Science Festival believes the ‘21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats."

  3. Landlady : Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?

    Hitler : Ja, ja. We haff a little… (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?

    Von Ribbentrop: Hike.

    Himmler: Hiking.

    Hitler: Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.

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