13 thoughts on “The real-life origins of the legendary Kraken”
Legends say that the Kraken could devour a ship's entire crew at once. But despite its fearsome reputation, the monster could also bring benefits: it swam accompanied by huge schools of fish that cascaded down its back when it emerged from the water. Brave fishermen could thus risk going near the beast to secure a bounteous catch.
"Good news, Byes! There be plenty fish fer ye after ye be devoured!"
Legends say that the Kraken could devour a ship's entire crew at once. But despite its fearsome reputation, the monster could also bring benefits: it swam accompanied by huge schools of fish that cascaded down its back when it emerged from the water. Brave fishermen could thus risk going near the beast to secure a bounteous catch.
"Good news, Byes! There be plenty fish fer ye after ye be devoured!"
"This ungodly leviathan comes with fries, creamy coleslaw, and a 20-ounce fountain beverage of your choice for just $4.99.”
"Would you like Despair with that?"
Mmmm coleslaw.
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Can you make a pet of him like a bird?
We could put it on a leash, but only if there's young women in the house.
|I got nuthin, 'cept|
All hell has broken loose in Wonkville. Call the Feds.
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