16 thoughts on “Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos

  1. He takes particular issue with an enormous dildo and a “bag of dicks” that appear to be made out of candy

    All right. Which one of you sickos mailed a Bag of Dicks to those brave Patriots at

    Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
    36391 Sodhouse Lane
    Princeton, Oregon 97721

    Huh? Huh?

    You, in the back! It was YOU, wasn't it?!

    1. And which of you scoundrels mailed your Tom of Finland collection to us at:

      Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
      36391 Sodhouse Lane
      Princeton, Oregon 97721

      Who?! Who?!

      1. Um…. was it in the package with the Criterion Collection Blu-Ray of Brokeback Mountain, the Tom Robinson Band CD, the rainbow colored guinea tees with matching thongs and the sealed box of vintage Amyl Nitrate poppers?

        Wasn't me.

        EDIT: I certainly would never mail those things to:

        Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
        36391 Sodhouse Lane
        Princeton, Oregon 97721

    1. No True Patriot would ever mail that to:

      Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
      36391 Sodhouse Lane
      Princeton, Oregon 97721

          1. I WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            [I dunno, not being too picky about the source of links if I find the right photo. ]

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