Cruz and his wife Heidi, who works at Goldman Sachs, reported putting $1 million of “personal funds” into his campaign.

The Tea Party darling told the Times at the time it was “all we had saved.”

But a review of financial disclosures that the senator filed later showed that the Cruzes got low-interest loans from Goldman Sachs and Citibank maxing at $1 million, which were paid down later in 2012.

"Hey, cashing in on favors that I'll pay back with favorable legislation and votes later counts as something saved!"

– Canadian Anchor Baby

He's the kind of guy over whose head you'd like to pour a pitcher of beer.