I like "And I love seeing Palmer Carson going VERTIGO with the ball!" Took me hours to figure out what that means and it's still total nonsense if it was said in actual english.
After the ignominy of having to watch the Seahawks first-half implosion seppuku, while I'm surrounded by 49ers fans in SF, I am left with no team I can bear to watch, let alone support in the final four.
Goddammit I was even cheering on the Stealers.
Have fun, stay safe and I look forward to all the random commenting next season.
Oh and fuck the owners of the Rams, the Chargers and Raiders – and Roger "performing ape" Goodell while I'm at it.
There's a few things in the Emmitt section I can't parse for the life of me. Solid work Drew.
NOTIONAL FOOTBARN LEEK!
Word salads in sportzbawl?
I like "And I love seeing Palmer Carson going VERTIGO with the ball!" Took me hours to figure out what that means and it's still total nonsense if it was said in actual english.
I still haven't parsed that. Vertical? Verago?
After the ignominy of having to watch the Seahawks first-half implosion seppuku, while I'm surrounded by 49ers fans in SF, I am left with no team I can bear to watch, let alone support in the final four.
Goddammit I was even cheering on the Stealers.
Have fun, stay safe and I look forward to all the random commenting next season.
Oh and fuck the owners of the Rams, the Chargers and Raiders – and Roger "performing ape" Goodell while I'm at it.
As usual, I will be rooting for Bane in this year's Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fZL9T8D7h4
Ah, the AFC championship game. I'm already looking forward to counting the number of times I curse the name Vontaze Burfict.
Whose name, BTW, spellcheck wants to change to "Antagonize Burrito." I'm with you, spellcheck!
Even spellcheck has gotten the shits from Chipotle.