"Senator, you've got the Donald Trump rally on again. Try to remember–the Democrats are the ones who don't engage in race-baiting and personal insults!"
Years ago, I saw a Looney Tunes cartoon where a used car salesman-type guy had a very loud jacket with plaid and stripes that moved! I couldn't quickly find a clip of it, but, yeah, that jacket is what Cuomo is wearing.
Wow, the person who asked the question about LGBTQ rights was nervous. You can tell that this issue really matters to him. I'm glad as fuck he didn't try asking about this issue at a GOP debate…
Seriously, though, I hate to say it, but that man was very brave. I hate to say it because, in an ideal world, he shouldn't have to be afraid to be himself and speak out.
Cuomo: if you lose, who are you going to support instead?
Fuck, that's like asking a Steelers fan who she'll support in the AFC Championship game. I mean, yeah, I had a preference but that didn't mean I felt like talking about it FFS…
Apparently the owner of the Chicago Cubs is now running anti-Bernie ads in Iowa, trying to help the GOP by doing so. I think we now know why the Cubs can't win the World Series if this is their owner's strategy.
I'm glad you respect Bernie Sanders, Hillz. Now, as a Team Hillary member, I'd suggest you take that one step further and give him an influential role–formal or informal–in your administration. He is saying things we NEED to have our nation's leaders hear and do something about…
Wow, that was a breath of fresh air after the GOP debates.
Speaking of which, I've got a work commitment so I have to miss the Thursday circus. I'm counting on you all to pick up the "FFS" moments for me in the comments, which I'll read when I get back…
P.S. Hillz kicked ass tonight. Bernie also did quite well, also, too. Nothing tonight changed my mind. I'm still voting for Bernie in the primary. (It's AZ on March 22nd, so it won't matter) But will definitely vote for Hillz in the general (not that it will matter, again, voting in AZ. Goddamn, I miss voting in a swing state. The point is, VOTE, PEOPLE!)
It's already started! We had to make a beer run.
ETA: I don't know what the fuck link I just posted. I panicked. Sorry. If anyone has a better linky, please change. Thanks!
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Ginchy!
Works for me!
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OMG! An African-Iowegian!
Rand Paul has decided to start shitposting early:
@RandPaul 6m
I FEEL LIKE THIS ENTIRE #DEMTOWNHALL SO FAR HAS BEEN IN ALL CAPS
"Senator, you've got the Donald Trump rally on again. Try to remember–the Democrats are the ones who don't engage in race-baiting and personal insults!"
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Never thought we'd find another use for that!
I'm partial to '#standwithgland'.
Yeah…
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Thanks C_R_Eature.
Welcome. I'm sure he's tweeted some other ignorant thing by now, so he deserves it.
Christ, Chris Cuomo can't even get Bernie's age right. I wish to fuck he would limit his role to calling on the voters FFS…
Basic research is not a requirement to be a journalist anymore, for some reason.
Loud, flashy sports jackets are, though, apparently.
That thing is a crime against fashion, isn't it?
Years ago, I saw a Looney Tunes cartoon where a used car salesman-type guy had a very loud jacket with plaid and stripes that moved! I couldn't quickly find a clip of it, but, yeah, that jacket is what Cuomo is wearing.
Hi M O'M!
And now, with your halftime entertainment, Martin O'Malley!
With the Ohio State University Marching Band!
That's mean by only letting him work with the second-best marching band in Ohio.
Cuomo: M O'M, aren't you really running for a cabinet position?
smokey: "Hey, O'Malley, it's an A-B conversation. You can C your way out of it!"
M O' M's takin' the gloves, er, jacket off!
Climate change is a business opportunity!
Sorry, it's just that this sounds like something a sensible Republican should be saying. If there were such a person running for President, that is…
You know, all this fucking time Chris Cuomo is spending asking "how did you like that answer?" could be spent taking more questions FFS…
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Jon Huntsman.
Cuomo: Governor, satisfy my need to get you and Bernie to engage in infighting!
MO'M: "…Woodrow Wilson…" DRINK!
He has special Milk O'Magnesia he brews himself.
Ew.
Wow, the person who asked the question about LGBTQ rights was nervous. You can tell that this issue really matters to him. I'm glad as fuck he didn't try asking about this issue at a GOP debate…
At the GOP debate: "BOOOOO! U-S-A! U-S-A!"
Seriously, though, I hate to say it, but that man was very brave. I hate to say it because, in an ideal world, he shouldn't have to be afraid to be himself and speak out.
It's good that there's still one party in this country that cares about people.
Whigs libel? Wait, that's not right…
Cuomo: if you lose, who are you going to support instead?
Fuck, that's like asking a Steelers fan who she'll support in the AFC Championship game. I mean, yeah, I had a preference but that didn't mean I felt like talking about it FFS…
Apparently the owner of the Chicago Cubs is now running anti-Bernie ads in Iowa, trying to help the GOP by doing so. I think we now know why the Cubs can't win the World Series if this is their owner's strategy.
In all fairness, the son runs operations for the Cubs. The wingnut Ricketts has a piece of the ownership, but he isn't really "the owner".
Cuomo: Obama says you're wicked. Response?
Bernie stood up. MO'M stood up and took his jacket off. Will Hillz stand up, take her jacket off and break dance?
Stop RIGHT THERE cmdr.!!
I mean it!
Hillz: I'm running in heels!
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Some kid: you don't turn us on, Hillz. Why is that?
Hillz: never give up!
Remember this in October, Dems…
Apparently, being president requires never sitting down. Ever.
Hillz: I'm against all of the inequalities, Katie.
JESUS, that guy watched all ELEVEN hours of the Benghazi! fest? Good for him for having that much stamina…
It was tough to even keep up with the updates on that, let alone watch it. Imagine being the one in the middle without cracking.
Hillz: send me out to the world–I won't bomb it.
If you're wondering where we are, the 538 polling average is Clinton 48, Sanders 43, O'Malley 5 in Iowa.
New Hampshire is Sanders 53, Clinton 39, O'Malley 3.
Nevada is Clinton 51, Sanders 28.
South Carolina is Clinton 58, Sanders 33.
Hillz: terrorism pre-dates Obama, so suck it, wingnuts!
Jeb: I do not recall any terrorism before 2009.
Hillz: I want to be the President for everyone, even the idiots and assholes in the Republican party.
Cuomo: the Republicans didn't like it when you pointed out how idiotic they are. Can you really expect them to work with you?
Hillz: you'd be surprised by how I can work with idiots and assholes.
Some guy: how do you plan to deal with the Benghazi! issue that won't die?
Hillz: I'm not going to take this charade any more seriously than the Republicans are–they're just using it to fundraise and we all know that.
Hillz: you want to talk about cover-ups, ask the GOP about embassy and terrorist attacks on their watch…
I'm glad you respect Bernie Sanders, Hillz. Now, as a Team Hillary member, I'd suggest you take that one step further and give him an influential role–formal or informal–in your administration. He is saying things we NEED to have our nation's leaders hear and do something about…
Really, Hillz? That's a history speech, albeit a nice one.
Wow, that was a breath of fresh air after the GOP debates.
Speaking of which, I've got a work commitment so I have to miss the Thursday circus. I'm counting on you all to pick up the "FFS" moments for me in the comments, which I'll read when I get back…
Really, I much prefer the Town Hall setting vs. the "Debate" setting. Much less yelling, much more everything else.
P.S. Hillz kicked ass tonight. Bernie also did quite well, also, too. Nothing tonight changed my mind. I'm still voting for Bernie in the primary. (It's AZ on March 22nd, so it won't matter) But will definitely vote for Hillz in the general (not that it will matter, again, voting in AZ. Goddamn, I miss voting in a swing state. The point is, VOTE, PEOPLE!)
You won't miss the ads.
Piper Tucker (sic) is either a calculus teacher or some kind of wonderful Linux counselor. t=Bengazhi P(t) [question, ∞) ?
$5 down. Now to Kitty Carlisle.
He's beautiful. (∞), like you. The best teachers teach you to fish into infinity.