You are receiving this election notice because of low expected voter turnout in your area. Your individual voting history as well as your neighbors' are public record. Their scores are published below, and many of them will see your score as well. CAUCUS ON MONDAY TO IMPROVE YOUR SCORE and please encourage your neighbors to caucus as well. A follow-up notice may be issued following Monday's caucuses.
What's Canadian Anchor Baby going to do–issue them a citation?
Anybody who's politically engaged enough to read a mailer and consider spending a relatively boring Monday evening at the caucus is not going to be fooled by this. But they probably will find it sufficient encouragement to attend just so they can caucus against the Cruzer. Some of 'em will probably switch parties just for this.
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"Australian rules! Mandatory voting! Why is Ted Cruz importing foreign values to Iowa?"
—– Donald J Trump
Cruz being a dick
Isn't that 24/7 × 52?
February 29 libel!
What's Canadian Anchor Baby going to do–issue them a citation?
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Anybody who's politically engaged enough to read a mailer and consider spending a relatively boring Monday evening at the caucus is not going to be fooled by this. But they probably will find it sufficient encouragement to attend just so they can caucus against the Cruzer. Some of 'em will probably switch parties just for this.
https://soundcloud.com/knockemfolks/why-you-alway…
Why the fuck you lying
Why you always lying
Oh my God
Stop fucking lying