Today we are all this poor dope in a bad zebra costume. February 2, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 76696 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2Ftoday-we-are-all-this-poor-dope-in-a-bad-zebra-costume%2FToday+we+are+all+this+poor+dope+in+a+bad+zebra+costume.2016-02-03+03%3A47%3A24Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F02%2Ftoday-we-are-all-this-poor-dope-in-a-bad-zebra-costume%2F +10
Ah, found a linky with video: http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/feb/0… Hmm, needs musical accompaniment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo Reply
Previous simulations have seen a keepers dress up as gorillas, rhinos, orang utans and lions. I think we all know what's really going on here. <img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–sy1CGScg–/1292765346347789670.jpg"/> Reply
So when smokey sent the email asking if we thought you'd be into it, she wasn't kidding? <img src="http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1nXdAIFXXXXblaXXXq6xXFXXXB/High-Quality-Male-Sexy-Underwear-font-b-Zebra-b-font-Sexy-Bodysuit-for-font-b-Man.jpg" width="300" height="300"> Reply
Ah, found a linky with video: http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/feb/0…
Hmm, needs musical accompaniment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
Yeah, to be more real, shoulda had them try to catch a futbol player wielding a cricket bat
That would be way too easy, just jump on the player when he or she flops to the ground.
Sedate them with malt liquor?
Previous simulations have seen a keepers dress up as gorillas, rhinos, orang utans and lions.
I think we all know what's really going on here.
<img src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–sy1CGScg–/1292765346347789670.jpg"/>
So when smokey sent the email asking if we thought you'd be into it, she wasn't kidding?
<img src="http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1nXdAIFXXXXblaXXXq6xXFXXXB/High-Quality-Male-Sexy-Underwear-font-b-Zebra-b-font-Sexy-Bodysuit-for-font-b-Man.jpg" width="300" height="300">