Bed stain blamed on vomiting cat as sex act intruder theory ruled out by police February 3, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 76878 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F03%2Fbed-stain-blamed-on-vomiting-cat-as-sex-act-intruder-theory-ruled-out-by-police%2FBed+stain+blamed+on+vomiting+cat+as+sex+act+intruder+theory+ruled+out+by+police2016-02-03+19%3A28%3A04Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D7687 +20
"We Can Put A Man On The Moon, But We Can't Tell If A Strange Cat Puked On The Bed: My Proposal For Cat Vomit DNA Typing"
"Who Spewed? Tracking and Identifying perambulating Domestic Felines Utilizing A Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) Vomitus Analysis Technique" I'm going for the igNobel.
Around here, a cat throwing up on the bed doesn't make the news. It's called Thursday.
Was it their cat or a marauding stranger cat?
We don't know. You can't dust for cat vomit.
Get on that, Science!
I'm writing up an RFP now.
"We Can Put A Man On The Moon, But We Can't Tell If A Strange Cat Puked On The Bed: My Proposal For Cat Vomit DNA Typing"
"Who Spewed? Tracking and Identifying perambulating Domestic Felines Utilizing A Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) Vomitus Analysis Technique"
I'm going for the igNobel.
Catmubobo