“Please leave my goats alone, please repent, please turn yourself in.”

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    1. The state’s flagship, the University of Iowa, has in recent weeks found itself in the news for unusual reasons. Like when a goat, which was being transferred to an animal-housing facility, escaped to freedom last week. (It was still on the loose as of Thursday afternoon.)

      Panic in the streets! People warned to stay indoors, ensure adequate supplies of plastic sheeting and duck tape!

  1. n Florida, a bill making sex with an animal a felony failed in 2008.

    Lawmakers finally passed a bill making it a misdemeanor in 2011, but it took them at least three tries to make it law

    Florida became a state in 1845. Goat Rape was legal there for 166 years.

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