I heard ‘Whhhrrrrrr’ then I saw his semen splattering across the floor, and I was like I ain’t cleaning that up.
Seriously–basic etiquette says you should clean up after you masturbate.
During questioning Clark admits that he originally intended to masturbate in one of the stalls, but became so sexually aroused that the Xlerator “just piqued my interest.”
Yet another reason to fear bus station rest rooms.
like I needed another one…
"Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!"
Strange. I would have thought that a Dyson Airblade would work better. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xGpFeCJ2WEQ/ToTB5cNRCLI…
Those damned things don't even perform their intended function well!
Seriously–basic etiquette says you should clean up after you masturbate.
I suppose there are worse fetishes…
When will we hear about Tucker Carlson punching a defenseless hand dryer?
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But I don't usually use both hands…
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