Ron Rivera was nearly fired eleven times. Now he’s arguably one of the better coaches in football, and he has neighbors decorating his front door instead of egging it. It’s almost as if letting your coach grow into the job can pay off! SO CRAZY.
If Cleveland ever figures that out, my team will have its hands full.
Also too, I will miss Drew Magary. Seven months until the 2016 – 2017 season!
Sure enough, Bey is the only good thing about this halftime show. And I am having fun imagining Mike Huckabee's reaction to her shaking her booty for the cameras…
Never known a Jeep owner who didn't have ridiculous problems: blown engine, catching fire, or even the folded sheet metal bracket that holds the seatback up failing.
I had a Jeep Cherokee once. It didn't have any of those problems, but one time when I was adjusting my rearview mirror the whole windshield dropped out onto my lap.
Didn't have to be him, any Panther would have been better than none Panthers. But they have been off since the initial kickoff. I don't know why they are so off their game, but by all rights they should be losing by more right now.
Barring a miracle, my colleague who is a Broncos fan will be insufferable. I guess I'm happy for Peyton, though I could do without his presidential preference FFS (Jeb!? Really?)
On the one hand, really? Jeb? OTOH, of all the candidates, the one that is most Peyton-like (got where he is through family name recognition and parental pushing, had his brother outshine him on numerous occasions, personality of a piece of white toast) is absolutely Jeb!
My dogs are demanding an early walk (their AM walk was earlier than they are used to because the Surf City Half was today) so I'll have to miss the post-game hype. Congratulations to Denver fans, and have a good night, everyone!
A boring game, seemed like at first, but we're all spoiled with the zing-zing passing game. But the Broncos lost their first Super Bowl 27-10, and they called that a blow-out.
Lotta good defensive play there. Cam's a hybrid quarterback with great skills, but he won't run that way forever.
Now if they'd just bring back the drop kick, guys like that could be "triple threats" again.
I was leaning towards the Broncos just because this might be Peyton's last hurrah, but if he's really a Jeb! supporter (as was claimed in last night's GOP slug-fest), I won't be sad if Carolina rolls today. Plus, Cam Newton holding the Lombardi trophy would piss off the racists, so that would be good.
I seem to be more excited for Panthers-Broncos than last year's Patriots-Seahawks. It's probably not hard to figure out why.
You want to see if Peyton shatters like an egg?
I'd pay to see that
Just watched the previous SB MVP's walk out. Joe Flacco was even unhappier than Tom Brady–dafuq?
he'll never be more miserable than Philip Rivers
Or Ryan Leaf
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And from the linked Deadspin article:
If Cleveland ever figures that out, my team will have its hands full.
Also too, I will miss Drew Magary. Seven months until the 2016 – 2017 season!
Fun fact: Afghanistan is a half-hour off, and those GIs we just saw are watching the Superb Owl at 4:00 AM Kabul time.
Beautiful anthem by Lady Gaga.
She continues to impress me when she's not busy being a weirdo Madonna wannbe
I wish she could've emoted just a bit more.
She looked like she was bleeding from her eyes or whatever.
It's on!
I love how the announcers are claiming how great it is to be in San Francisco when they're sitting in a stadium an hour away.
WTF with that awful Doritos commercial?
Oh well, that's one less craving I'll have. Who knew that I'd get support for sticking to my diet from the Super Bowl ads?
I wish CBS would put more graphics on the screen.
and now I'm swearing off marmots, also too
LOL, #DoritosAbortion is trending.
Fetus and cool ranch flavored
So far the commercials resemble bad SNL sketches that didn't make it past the Tuesday pitch meeting.
Dew, juice, caffeine, WTF? Dancing sexy monkey in diapers?
I'm watching this from another country and I don't get to see the commercials. I hope I'm not missing anything.
You must not be seeing much foo'ball.
I can see the game, just not the ads. So I don't know whether GoDaddy, Doritos or the Bud Bowl still exist.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Dayum!
Talib-an!
Jesus, is Aqib Talib channeling his inner Vontaze Burfict or what?
He may end up getting arrested before halftime at this rate.
Now we've got a game…
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In other words, a successful makeover.
Now he's yoooge and classy and can serve as the gatekeeper for Trump's wall.
I still cannot believe that Queen Bey has to play second fiddle to fucking Coldplay FFS. Yeah, I know she also performed in 2013, but…Coldplay?
Alright, Left Shark Time!
Coldplay: The UK's answer to Nickelback.
I always thought they were supposed to be a poppier Radiohead or something. I don't really understand the purpose of Coldplay.
I kinda liked that "Rule the World" song first few times I heard it and then made the mistake of looking up the words. Dumb.
or a more edgy DMB
Ugh. Fuck this shit. WAREZ MAH PUPPEH BOWL?!?!??!?!?!
DO NOT UNDERSTAND PARASOLS UPSIDE DOWN MARCHING BANDS KIDS WITH CELLOS DANCING DUMB MUSIC
I got hot sauce in my bag.
Sure enough, Bey is the only good thing about this halftime show. And I am having fun imagining Mike Huckabee's reaction to her shaking her booty for the cameras…
She is like a force of nature. Coupla years ago she was the whole halftime show and it was amazing.
That Mini ad was memorably, incomprehensibly weird.
Oh God, that Heinz ad was an embarrassment to my hometown FFS…
Demonchoral sheep!Jeeps have bullshit problems now that they shouldn't have. I would never buy a Jeep unless it was an old Willys.
Never known a Jeep owner who didn't have ridiculous problems: blown engine, catching fire, or even the folded sheet metal bracket that holds the seatback up failing.
I had a Jeep Cherokee once. It didn't have any of those problems, but one time when I was adjusting my rearview mirror the whole windshield dropped out onto my lap.
Those are the worst.
And my takeaway from the CBS ad is that their logo is into threesomes. Good to know!
Sad trombone for Cam.
Talking heads are saying he shoulda dived for that fumble.
Didn't have to be him, any Panther would have been better than none Panthers. But they have been off since the initial kickoff. I don't know why they are so off their game, but by all rights they should be losing by more right now.
He needs an O-line, stat…
He had one all season. Don't know why they decided to take a vacation day today.
Is the Denver D really that good?
No. Any given Sunday, you know?
That was my take. I actually thought the Carolina D played better, just didn't get the breaks the Broncos did
OT, but Leah the Rottweiler deserves to be MVP of the Puppy Bowl.
Barring a miracle, my colleague who is a Broncos fan will be insufferable. I guess I'm happy for Peyton, though I could do without his presidential preference FFS (Jeb!? Really?)
On the one hand, really? Jeb? OTOH, of all the candidates, the one that is most Peyton-like (got where he is through family name recognition and parental pushing, had his brother outshine him on numerous occasions, personality of a piece of white toast) is absolutely Jeb!
As NFL players go, Peyton seems pretty scandal-free.
Well okay, HGH probably.
But you're so right about his history. His dad was the only decent player the Saints had for years and years.
Well, that was… something.
My dogs are demanding an early walk (their AM walk was earlier than they are used to because the Surf City Half was today) so I'll have to miss the post-game hype. Congratulations to Denver fans, and have a good night, everyone!
A boring game, seemed like at first, but we're all spoiled with the zing-zing passing game. But the Broncos lost their first Super Bowl 27-10, and they called that a blow-out.
Lotta good defensive play there. Cam's a hybrid quarterback with great skills, but he won't run that way forever.
Now if they'd just bring back the drop kick, guys like that could be "triple threats" again.
Reaction to the game: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
ZA
(My Cat said 'ZA'.)
I was leaning towards the Broncos just because this might be Peyton's last hurrah, but if he's really a Jeb! supporter (as was claimed in last night's GOP slug-fest), I won't be sad if Carolina rolls today. Plus, Cam Newton holding the Lombardi trophy would piss off the racists, so that would be good.
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I just want Peyton to go away so all those Gawdawful commercials go with him
12 Inch Black Destruction! 3
But I haven't seen the first two! How will I know what's going on?
Yeah, like Bill Cowher and Dan Marino and that jackass from Green Bay with his copper jockstraps.
considering the San Jose hockey team?
Never been to Stanford, have ya?
without breaking sweat…
As a Berkeley grad, I second this sentiment!
The Doritos abortion ad. Which is trending on Twitter!
They were singing in that commercial. I swear I saw it. No idea what the commercial was for.
None!
http://www.foxsports.com/motor/story/video-super-…
I saw 'em. The Mormon Tabersheeple Choir!
as an SC grad I can trash talk both the bay schools (even though I considered both of them)