Any day now… WATBs to emerge from their super-secret, federally-funded pillow fort

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  1. Jesus, the fucking balls on these nitwits…

    Fiore just asked the occupiers if they’ve eaten.

    “We’re hoping to stop at Denny’s,” responded Sean Anderson, adding, “They need to pay for it because they’re using our tax dollars.”

    1. I didn't realize at first that "they" meant the Feds (I've been awake far too long already.) FFS, One-L, law enforcement doesn't usually take requests on the ride to the pokey.

    2. They're lucky they're white enough to avoid a ride in the Freddie Gray-mobile. I'm doubting the feds are all that happy with the lot of 'em.

  2. [Ammon Bundy's lawyer] told the Guardian last night: “We’re keeping our fingers crossed for a peaceful resolution, and I’m hopeful that that’s gonna happen.”

    This is not complicated, people! What part of "Come out with your hands up" do they not understand?

  3. Gavin Seim, the live-streamer, told him not to be afraid: “Don’t be intimidated by a jail or prison cell.” He said the people in jail are like him – others who have been “abused by the government”.

    Fry continued: “I can’t come out guys. I can’t do it.”

  4. This may be stating the obvious, but the last holdout seems to be completely delusional and paranoid: “You guys should just leave me alone,” Fry said at one point. In the last half hour or so, he has discussed marijuana, UFOs, religion, taxes, politics and other topics.

  5. Hallelujah!

    David Fry, the final occupier at the Malheur national wildlife refuge, appears to be standing down. “I’m working towards them right now,” David Fry just stated on the call.

    “Keep walking my friend,” someone said on the other end. “Hold your hands up.”

    KrisAnne Hall broke into tears and laughter once it appeared over. “I need a hot tub and a massage,” she joked.

    The birds win! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkYN3QjD5M

    1. Love that song. And the whole album.

      ♪♫Red light flashin' in the window in the rain and you hear the siren moan
      White cane lyin' in the gutter in the lane and you're walkin' home alone…♪♫

      Reminds me of a time in 1970 at the Norm's on Sunset Boulevard when I was having a late/early breakfast and the cops busted a guy with heroin right outside the window.
      <img src="http://www.trbimg.com/img-550b1678/turbine/la-me-ln-norms-nomination-20150319-001/750/750×422"&gt;

        1. Quite a bit. But there were also, in those olden times, "underground" FM stations that played edgy stuff like the Rolling Stones and Peter Frampton (when he was in Humble Pie).

    1. I only read the comments.
      Some people say that she was actually the voice of sanity compared to the DJ and the free-lance constitutional lawyer.

  6. THE BALLAD OF DAVID FRY

    ♪ Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    I wish I had you to skype to

    If a Refuge needed invadin', this did
    No Feds had a right to fence, where they did, around here.
    And it's so cold and lonely here without you
    Out there, the law is tramping, I've been so tired of camping

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    I wish I had you to skype to

    It hurts for Mom to see what I've become
    To know, I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
    I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand
    If just once more I could see, you, our home and our little bunny

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    I wish I had you to skype to

    I hope this vidclip finds its way to you
    Forgive me love for the shame I've put you through and all the tears
    Hang on love to the memories of those happy years
    Red lights are flashing around me, good Lord, it looks like they found me

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    I wish I had you to skype to

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    (This is the police, you are surrounded, give yourself up)

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    (This is the police, you are surrounded, give yourself up)

    Portlandia wants me, Lord, I can't go back there
    (This is the police, you are surrounded, give yourself up)

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