Meanwhiles, here in PHX, record highs. Highs well into the 80s for another 7 days. We had to turn the A/C on yesterday. In my hometown right now, it's 2 below* (note to weather forecasters across the nation, please say "2 [or whatever] below" as opposed to "it's negative 2 right now…" NO ONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED THROUGH BELOW ZERO TEMPS HAS EVER CALLED IT "NEGATIVE TWO" FUCK YOU) with a low tonight of 12 below. Tonight's low here in PHX is forecasted at 50-something.
"AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Fuck You, Phil®
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Jesus those look vicious
"This will be the coldest air for more than a decade for much of the Northeast."
No thank you.
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Would you like us to send you some 50s F and some drizzle?
It was 83 here yesterday.
Sounds like heaven.
Saturday night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 2. Wind chill values as low as -7. West wind 5 to 7 mph becoming calm after midnight.
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We're supposed to get down to -7 here without the windchill. Glad I bought a vape pen so I can hide inside.
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Meanwhiles, here in PHX, record highs. Highs well into the 80s for another 7 days. We had to turn the A/C on yesterday. In my hometown right now, it's 2 below* (note to weather forecasters across the nation, please say "2 [or whatever] below" as opposed to "it's negative 2 right now…" NO ONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED THROUGH BELOW ZERO TEMPS HAS EVER CALLED IT "NEGATIVE TWO" FUCK YOU) with a low tonight of 12 below. Tonight's low here in PHX is forecasted at 50-something.
SHIT IS FUCKED UP.
Into the 90's by Tuesday or Wednesday