Carson and Cruz Come Out Of The Closet….Together. Now They have To Get Married. February 19, 2016 Nounverb911 82415 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F19%2Fcarson-and-cruz-come-out-of-the-closet-together-now-they-have-to-get-married%2FCarson+and+Cruz+Come+Out+Of+The+Closet....Together.+Now+They+have+To+Get+Married.2016-02-20+01%3A23%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F02%2F19%2Fcarson-and-cruz-come-out-of-the-closet-together-now-they-have-to-get-married%2F +30
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Ben Carson walked into a closet in South Carolina on Thursday night. HAHAHAHA–oh wait, there's more? That’s not a joke. That is too fucking perfect to be believed… <img src="http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/5f5/14e/e63/resized/creepy-willy-wonka-meme-generator-you-have-got-to-be-shitting-me-98cc51.jpg"> Reply
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Cruz, Carson Reportedly Had Secret Meeting In A Closet: ‘It Didn’t Go Well’ Broken condom or lack of Viagra? Reply
A member of Carson’s Secret Service detail guarding the door told an operative simply: “Yeah they’re in that closet," according to the report. That American Hero(ine?) isn't paid enough to keep a straight face under such conditions. Reply
HAHAHAHA–oh wait, there's more?
That is too fucking perfect to be believed…
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Broken condom or lack of Viagra?
That American Hero(ine?) isn't paid enough to keep a straight face under such conditions.