Isn't it hilarious that these candidates can't even win their own states? Especially when they're going for the angry, white racist crowd and they clearly aren't angry, white and racist enough.
Looks like we'll be kicking the clown car around for a good while. That said, one wonders how many WTFs will be needed in the history books that write about this Brooks bewildering balderdash.
Help. Did I hear correctly a little bit ago someone (Kasich?) saying it was Jack Kemp who coined the phrase "A rising tide lifts all ships"? Did I hear that right? Help?
I am so fucking sick of these bigots talking about religious freedom and the freedom of women to not have control over their own lady parts. Fuck them all Fuckers. Go jump out of a plane.
Oh Christ, I don't think I can handle the endless lies about how bad Obamacare supposedly is. I wish to fuck there were a real reporter asking about this (like the Telemundo woman) FFS…
Why isn't Wolf Blitzer countering all these lies? Trump just said that Obamacare is a disaster for the economy. He should be interrupting and giving some stats. Through this whole debate. CNN is being horribly irresponsible.
Dear Kasich: Ohio's been terrible at the state level. Don't lie. You were so against railroads that you refused funding the government was going to give us specifically for that purpose! Places like California and Florida got our money because of you!
"The runaway winner of this debate was the Democratic party. If there are many more nights like this one, the Democratic nominee will have a much easier time in November. It was a truly pathetic mess."
That's a really nice noise. Quite amazing what nature can do.
For the record, we went grocery shopping earlier today at our favorite place (Los Altos) and, when we walked in, there was this song playing where some people were mimicking chicken noises and then the guy sang "MERCADO!" So, when we came home, we tried to find the song with nothing more than a googlez of the youtubes of "chicken" and "mercado." Well, we never found the song we heard. But what we did find, we shared…
We listened to it on a loop with two computers. We think we're high.
Sen Graham at the #WPCFDinner: “If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you.”
.
.
.
Joe Scarborough @JoeNBC 18m18 minutes ago [on the debate ]
God help us.
We've had so many of these that I'm down to Expand Dong memes for Trump.
I'm kinda here:
<img src="http://38.media.tumblr.com/0d4e9bc3c22b72ad65cf208219a74b94/tumblr_nrl6szLKao1tdhimpo1_500.gif" width="280" height="210"/>
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/888/298/ea8.png" />
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ0E5EfUkAAKnVw.jpg" />
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/983/550/13e.gif" />
Not this again.
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/BkXKUKL.gif">
<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/AXghMQZ2LqoiA/200.gif" />
Every one.
Im sure Crooze and Ruboyo have been practicing their zingers.
http://i.giphy.com/xTk9ZMvytLICEWw9bi.gif
The CNN pre-game talk is hilarious. Apparently, the GOP powers that be are calling tonight "Mission Stop Trump" or some such…
The GOP should have thought of that years ago when they started the Southern Strategy.
Reince on CNN: "We're not going to suck as much as we did in 2012!"
<img src="http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv5mwvgXE1qapz3uo1_1280.jpg">
[ CNN poll says tehRump leads Rubio in Florida. ] While in Tejas [ a Monmouth poll says Cruz is laying a whooping on tehRump ], and a [ TEGAN poll says North Texas is solid Rump ] and has the two luv birds knotted at 32 points. Sounds like on Super Tuesday Reince will see his shadow and we'll have at least 6 more weeks of Replican debates.
Isn't it hilarious that these candidates can't even win their own states? Especially when they're going for the angry, white racist crowd and they clearly aren't angry, white and racist enough.
Kasich behind in Ohio too!
Looks like we'll be kicking the clown car around for a good while. That said, one wonders how many WTFs will be needed in the history books that write about this Brooks bewildering balderdash.
<img src="http://metroparent-images.dashdigital.com/Blogs/Oh-Mother/June-2013/Totally-Inappropriate-Kids-Books-Meant-for-Adults/3-Everyones%20An%20Asshole.jpg"/>
OT: CNN saying 4 plus shooter dead in mass shooting in Kansas. Again.
No. What's the matter with Kansas?
I'd make a list but I'm sure IntenseDebate couldn't handle the length of the resulting comment.
Guessing it wasn't a shoot-out at Westboro Baptist.
And sadly, I have to get through this without drinking so I don't miss anything. All bets are off after the debate, however…
<img src="http://thumb101.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/137002/133788347/stock-photo-several-glasses-of-different-drinks-on-bright-background-133788347.jpg">
<img src="http://media.oregonlive.com/ent_impact_dining/photo/11339510-large.jpg" />
Somebody wake me up when Zaphod Beeblebrox throws his hat(s) in.
Watching the GOP self-destruct like
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/996/643/d75.gif" />
The NRA just called me right at 8:30, what the FUCK
"America"
– Jeb Bush
Oh God, here we go again…
Telemundo is broadcasting this?
I say lo siento to the Latino world in advance…
Wolf Blitzer: somehow the least annoying person on stage.
Am I hearing boos along with cheers for TehRump?
They let Carson onstage last, so he wouldn't fuck everyone else up.
Needz moar | Star Spangled Mojo. |
I dunno…..gotta eat something.
Watch on Telemundo YT.
The USA chants mean Hulk Hogan's going to show up any minute, right?
Ah. They're back.
FUCK
"We have timing lights that are visible to the candidates"
How cute, Wolf Blitzer thinks that there is a chance in hell of controlling these guys…
Heading off the abyss of destruction rofl, what an incredible first statement.
Oh Christ. I am going to be so much more stupid after listening to this.
Kasich: Dad worked for a living, but I figured out a way to get out of doing that!
College Boy: REAGAN! Drink!
America: Where even sociopaths can run for President!
REAGAN
Cruz: I own Texas.
SWISS CHEESE
That's so stupid I just have no words.
I can't watch. I need to go to the store. Any excuse will do.
Oh Christ, they are going straight to immigration. I may throw up already…
All over the country? My state's biggest immigration problem is people accidentally ice skating over the border from Canada.
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/732/877/331.png" />
Wow, those are impressive… ears.
Well her suit didn't do much considering she lost to this cat:
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/813/038/b17.gif" />
This gif makes way more sense than any Republican.
New secret boss confirmed
That's one tough cat.
MICROCHIP THE GOOD ONES!
SEND ALL THE ILLEGALS BACK TO SCOTLAND
Does Trump get a lifetime supply of pink underwear?
An Arpaio endorsement? and you're acting like that's a good thing?
I miss Jeb.
Rubio would have made a good door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.
College Boy: Trump is an immigration flip flopper who hires easily exploitable immigrants!
TehRump: Eisenhower made it work sixty years ago! And Americans aren't good help!
Self Deportation: Me, when Trump's elected POTUS.
TehRump: Mittens sucked!
We agree on that much, Donny…for entirely different reasons…
College Boy: you hired non-Americans illegally!
Trump: you've never hired anyone!
Oh, this catfight is delicious!
CNN lost control already, yay!
<img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/23/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-15951-1364062940-3.gif"/>
Amazing that Wolf isn't stopping them from shouting over each other. Wait, no it's not.
Rubio: "Hey, I hired a guy. One time!"
Wolf: won't someone please think of the children?
Canadian Anchor Baby: I was bashing immigrants before The Donald was on it!
I was going to leave but my god, what a mesmerizing shit show.
This debate is so bad that I lost internet connection for a minute.
The Internet threw up.
TehRump: the audience is packed with paid hacks!
Canadian Anchor Baby: Trump is a wheeler-dealer!
"Trump is too liberal" lol
TehRump: Canadian Anchor Baby got a Goldman Sachs handout!
These candidates are insane. The crazy. I can't even.
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/8HMABfQ.gif"/>
Aww, bunnies!
Kasich: back in the day the GOP did some good things.
Governor, you might ask how you are going to get them to do so again, now that they are out of practice…
"We have a great president here, George Bush…"
AH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAH *THUMP*
Carson: liberty and justice for all!
What? Candahoovian Creep wants to deport his own people? Keep hatin' yourself, Rafael.
GOAT MONKEY
<img src="http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/112010/goat-monkey.gif"/>
Did Ben just make a favorable remark about foreign aid? He's done…
Shhh…he's having a lucid dream…
Whoo! It's both Sleepy and Doc! WHOOooooo……zzzzz
*oukes*
Wolf: Mexico says fuck no, we're not paying for that fucking wall. What now?
The Donald: I WILL!!!
Did he just threaten to make the wall taller for saying the word fuck?
<img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/xI8kmczyNOLGo/200.gif" />
<img src="http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201618/rs_480x270-160208201257-bachelor_gif_08_lauren_h_worse.gif"/>
TRUMP is going after someone for using a bad word?
<img src="http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Laughing-GIF.gif?gs=a">
He used the word 'fuck'. I used the word 'pussy'.
Oh now he only wants to build HALF a wall.
<img src="http://in1.ccio.co/VF/0k/jY/719169252690513307O8VW2ggc.jpg" />
College Boy: if he builds the wall it will be with illeagles!!!
DAMN, Rubio is busting Trump's balls tonight! LOVE it!
I hope Rubio keeps this up, please please please.
Vincente Fox: | "I'm not gonna pay for that fucking wall." |
Wolf: I want to move on.
Forget it, Blitzer, you never had a chance of controlling this group…
CNN feed crashes on me for the second time. May just rely on you all to fill me in.
it crashed me once. It probably can't handle the yelling.
Everything is still horrible and stupid. You haven't missed anything.
Oh good, it's easy knowing all I'm missing is blind rage.
None of these people… none of them, are qualified to comment on the Presidency, let alone do the job.
They're fucking Emotional Children.
We deserve better. The World deserves better.
It's getting scary.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/1mXkH6EeAEq1q/giphy.gif" />
"Unconstitutional". You keep using that word…
Jesus, are they EVER going to a commercial break? I need to pee, or throw up…
Rubiobot seems to be set to HANGRY
"Nude people will not be able to apply for Dachau– no fault of their own."
Canadian Anchor Baby: College Boy is a liar!
College Boy: no, Canadian Anchor Baby is the liar!!!
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/BE5TOKA.png" />
Oh, Jeez Rubio– you're still goddamn green.
They're Cubans. Mexicans aren't exactly fans.
Wait, you mean there's more than one country down there?!?!?!?!
Yeah, but don't tell Alex Jones.
Canadian Anchor Baby: fuck those liberal Hispanics! We wingnuts are the real Latinos!
College Boy: we have tokens on the stage so we're the party of diversity!
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4f/fb/87/4ffb87566bc1a03bc1bbf823b07a03a5.jpg"/>
Pretty damn scary that Republican voters buy into that "Faith, Famity and Patriotism" are solely repub characteristics.
30 years of programming.
Programming that seems to be destroying the people who programmed them in the first place.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/zOT7R24.gif" />
Kasich, WTF does cutting the budget have to do with immigration?
I'm just assuming these pics are good reactions to this debate
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/5LKPW04.png" />
Dr Carson: I'm sorry, I just woke up–what was the question?
No, Kasich, the Hispanic population does not like you.
|It's time to eat pollo|
I never knew I needed that video until now.
Best when fullscreened and cranked to 11.
Telemundo reporter: Latinos can't stand you.
The Donald: your network lies!
The Donald: here come the newbies!
Telemundo reporter: we're not the only ones who know that Latinos hate you.
The Donald: I'm doing well! LALALA I am not listening!!!
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/0AX4pZ5.jpg"/>
Where are you finding these? They're hilarious. #MOAR
I have good Google-fu. Or luck, I'll take either.
Oh, and there's always the | Liartown USA | tumblr.
OMG!!!!! Lesbian Funeral Shawls!!!!
Arizona Mating Vests!!!!!!!
Oh, look at this!
<img src="https://41.media.tumblr.com/fb169056abe8c46e34e18e0401b5fb78/tumblr_mp2goaE21p1s71q1zo1_1280.png"/>
hahaha! "Car Fire Viewmaster"
Oh God, onto the SC. And Hugh Hewitt is asking the question. I may have to rethink staying sober through this thing…
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/FpDO4Uc.png" />
"5 Justice Radical Leftist Majority…"
You say that like it's a bad thing.
*adds radical to list of words that have lost all meaning*
Heh. Cruz: GOP SCOTUS has been a disaster.
[ somehow this is on cnn.com ]
So is this debate more or less insane than trying to keep up with the Super Tuesday results?
Hewitt: will you insist that judges impose religion on others?
The Donald: Yes, and John Roberts sucks!
You ain't nominatin' shit.. in your dreams, bitch.
You know Who Else are worried about religious liberty in America?
Muslims, that's who!
"These are the things that happen." Sounds like jiggery-pokery!
Cruz torches Trump on donations to Commies.
Canadian Anchor Baby: The Donald has given money for the Democrats so he's a liar!
The Donald: everyone else in the Senate laughs at this asshole!
Um, does The Donald know that judges don't "sign" laws???
Help. Did I hear correctly a little bit ago someone (Kasich?) saying it was Jack Kemp who coined the phrase "A rising tide lifts all ships"? Did I hear that right? Help?
You did.
My brain hurts.
The fuck??
"I fucked your sister, Ted."
You stupid pie holes, stop talking about religious liberty when you plan to deport people who have different faiths than you.
College Boy: Scalia was good because he thought the Constitution was dead!
The Donald: REAGAN! Drink!
Well, only because you said so.
Constitution, baked goods and jiggery pokery!
Hewitt: "Senator, will you allow business owners to deny the right of jiggery pokery to homos?"
|IT'S TIME TO STOP|
Trump ;I've evolved like REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN.
Kasich: the court has ruled on those icky gays, so I'll move on!
Trump: "Planned parenthood does great things for women! Saves lives! I'll defund it!"
<img src="https://40.media.tumblr.com/025421b86de503f70ad111528c772c14/tumblr_o2ytjeXTyk1s71q1zo1_r1_1280.png">
I am so fucking sick of these bigots talking about religious freedom and the freedom of women to not have control over their own lady parts. Fuck them all Fuckers. Go jump out of a plane.
Carson: No extra rights for you icky gays!
Fruit salad? WTF?
Did Carson really say life is like fruit salad?
Something like that.
Quick, someone make a fruit salad but only use fruits from other countries
Right. You never know what lunatic you're gonna get.
…zzz i believe it gives same sex people religious freedom ambien and ambrosia..
Official Wonkville reaction to GOP talking about gay rights and women's rights
<img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-8bfPfECZB_0/VsYVhtmJukI/AAAAAAAAP5A/MQeTm2mbbwc/w505-h431/2016%2B-%2B2" />
Carson: "The fruit salad of their life…"
wut?
Really, I consider life to be more of an ambrosia salad.
Oh fuck yer health savings account
Oh Christ, I don't think I can handle the endless lies about how bad Obamacare supposedly is. I wish to fuck there were a real reporter asking about this (like the Telemundo woman) FFS…
Yes. The "Journalists" tonight aren't doing their jobs.
Repeal it and exhume Dr. Walter Freeman!
Bring back pre-existing conditions? Will never happen. Rich man talking.
I'm pretty sure Trump's hair is a pre-existing condition.
Trump: let's talk about what assholes Canadian Anchor Baby and College Boy are!
Trump!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE STATE FOR ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
ONE INSURANCE COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/084/300/780.jpg" />
Presented without comment
<img src="https://40.media.tumblr.com/cc6b460bb0a915cffe974f1d06169862/tumblr_n5yrjvlweU1s71q1zo1_r1_1280.png"/>
You are on fire tonight!
I'm trying to protect my brain.
It's helping us all!
One of the many services we provide!
College Boy: you many not know about this, Donald, because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about…
The Donald: You don't know what the fuck you are talking about!
We are arguing about state lines now? Dafuq?
No no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no
Jesus, these moderators are losing all control…
<img src="https://litreactor.com/sites/default/files/images/column/2016/02/calm-the-fck-down.jpg"/>
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/040/067/f2a.jpg" />
Kasich: Dead Sea Scrolls make more sense than hospital bills!
Dana Bash: Governor, answer the fucking question.
Kasich: We have a plan!
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqjO3HHyqCMPn0Z8WSPhwfh98fJ3L6GoNTkTcoV4_NXEo-2iKG" />
Perfect.
Comrade Kasich: We are going to MAKE THE MARKET WORK.
[ also, you are fucked for saying you care about poor people ]
They're all insane.
I'm sorry, but Kasich is boring. Can we go back to the Trump/Cruz/Rubio fight?
NO DON'T MAKE HIM COME BACK HERE YOU CAN KEEP HIM
<img src="http://www.lordofthefliescover.com/media/medialibrary/2011/09/Lord-of-the-Flies-Centenary-B-PB.jpg"/>
<img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/DpB9NBjny7jF1pd0yt2/200.gif" />
Carson is utterly out of his mind.
Imagine this guy rooting around in your brain *shudder*.
Ever notice that Kasich uses his hands a lot when talking? They even have their own twitter account.
<img src="http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/am9Xnzv_700b.jpg" />
Carson: can we stop talking about health care and get on to the economy?
Um, the Doctor doesn't want to talk about health care? OK then…
Twitter: "Ben Carson is giving every family their own health insurance to split between all of them. Only one sick person at a time please"
<img src="http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e0a8ee0a59aaf0251e8ffbed7b2abbf66985caa5_m.jpg"/>
You're on a roll here!
Cruz: Can I have another coupla minutes to show how Trump is Satan?
Wolf : Sure.
Canadian Anchor Baby: The Donald is a socialist!
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/083/269/61d.jpg" />
That's it!
Anime is already real!
Trump: if Canadian Anchor Baby gets elected, people will die in the streets!
Why isn't Wolf Blitzer countering all these lies? Trump just said that Obamacare is a disaster for the economy. He should be interrupting and giving some stats. Through this whole debate. CNN is being horribly irresponsible.
CNN likely promised they'd go easy. We're at the point where Fox News has held the best Republican debate so far.
Fox is scared of the consequences of their own scaremongering.
Wolf: all of you agreed to the rules, so STFU.
<img src="https://40.media.tumblr.com/c9b5dbbdc3fbdd6b264d2480f7068c45/tumblr_nbrul8NNGm1s71q1zo1_1280.png"/>
Trump doesn't want people dying in the streets.
Cruz is okay with it.
Wolf: what specific cuts will you make?
The Donald: Common core is out! No more wasting money on environmental protection! We will have dynamic pollution again!
Again with the never-old "waste, fraud, and abuse" line. Too bad that logic is never applied to the defense budget…
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/423/b13.jpg" />
this is fucking great
It looks like he needs some water.
I need a break , coach. Send someone else in for a coupla plays.
Will pitch in until it crashes again.
<img src="http://covers2.booksamillion.com/covers/bam/1/52/331/820/1523318201.jpg"/>
Kasich: I know what the fuck I am doing, unlike Trump!
Trump: Ohio got oil!
Kasich: we've got other shit too!
Dear Kasich: Ohio's been terrible at the state level. Don't lie. You were so against railroads that you refused funding the government was going to give us specifically for that purpose! Places like California and Florida got our money because of you!
The Donald: you won't learn anything from my tax returns.
Oh really? WTF are you hiding, Donald?
Time for Rubio to interrupt him about now.
The Donald: it's the IRS auditors' fault! See, I've got a semi-plausible excuse!
Ted Cruz would abolish the IRS so we can see Trump's tax returns, probably.
Hewitt: College Boy, when are your taxes coming out?
College Boy: tomorrow, but since I have the mic, let me go on about the topic I wanted to talk about!
Rubio pivoting to something else during his time, bleep bloop.
<img src="http://popcurious.com/wp-content/uploads/LIARassh.jpg"/>
<img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/yen9Js6ffXosw/200.gif" />
<img src="https://lornasvoice.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screaming.gif"/>
<img src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/R7weSSUjdPdoA/200.gif" />
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/UEOyrrN.jpg"/>
Hewitt: how about your taxes?
Canadian Anchor Baby: they're on the way. Did I mention that The Donald is a loser?
Cruz talking about beating Hillary Clinton? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hillary got money because foreign leaders donated to her husband's charity? WTF is Cruz babbling about now?
Hillary Clinton's reaction to these attacks on her.
<img src="http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–GnMLbQPr–/uagg4ucssjehl1uhwjkb.jpg" />
Trump: even Texas likes me better than Cruz! Nyah nyah nyah!
"I'm not sexist! *says sexist thing*"
Wolf Blitzer can't control these assholes for shit…
And FINALLY, the commercial break!
I'm glad they agree that they're going to lose in November.
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/077/152/3d6.jpg" />
I am baffled by Cruz' dress sense.
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/556/cb2.png" />
Fuck, they're back.
Commercial. Thank FSM.
OH SHIT THEYRE BACK
<img src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/40/Startrek-BSoD.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100629212643"/>
OBOY. Back for the IP questions.
The Donald: I want to try negotiating the hardest deal EVER!
Now onto the sucking up to Israel while losing the Jewish vote anyway part of the debate!
Let's see if CNN brings up the Palestinians.
*snort*
aaaand it crashed again. I've never seen it go this badly.
The internet is trying to protect you.
It's the only logical explanation. I've never had it just fail like this even in the other debates. I think it's telling me to stop.
Trump doesn't want to kill all Palestinians.
Hey, Cruz…
<img src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yzl8oiNpmg4/VWqDZLBhgEI/AAAAAAAAQuk/7sNVdMdjARA/s1600/tumblr_nd0g4q1yJB1s71q1zo1_1280.png"/>
Canadian Anchor Baby: Trump is just like Hillary!
Trump: Israel loves me!
KASICH 9/!!11111111111111111111111111
Did Kasich just note that Obama was tough with China re: North Korea?
College Boy: the next President needs to be in Netanyahu's pocket!
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/018/725/d8b.png" />
Bwwwaaahhh!!!
College Boy: Trump thinks the Palestine thing is a real estate deal!
TehRump: They'll be tougher than Chris Christie!
This is like having all the crazy uncles over for Thanksgiving at once.
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/71/58/f671586db624d6986c0be5d27ab60c16.jpg"/>
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
Rubio : This is not a real estate deal…………….
Well, actually…………….
Kasich: we, the South Koreans, and the Japanese have to bust North Korea's balls so they get a new regime! What could possibly go wrong?
Oh… My … Ghodz…
<img src="http://www.quickmeme.com/img/60/600254cded44e23194f83e5cf776440da4aa0fb69346f4771811c13f2a1ba8d2.jpg"/>
The Donald: we can't afford to defend these countries. Besides, they're making money. Time to charge them a premium!
Kasich: we must reform the Pentagon.
He's done…
Carson: you assholes didn't ask me about taxes!
|The Onion on Kasich|
As governor of Ohio, has yet to encounter environment worth preserving
Advocates boots on the ground, wings in the air, little sailor suits at sea
Hilarious!
<img src="https://38.media.tumblr.com/dc0c31f0a9b85c05b46e1e417db4296e/tumblr_nvip3j8tiw1qc3ju8o1_r1_400.gif"/>
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/059/073/a60.jpg" />
Word.
Kasich: "We need to invest more money in our bloated military and get unnecessary weapons of war built faster."
Playing to the 15 swing voters at the air force base?
Carson: I'm getting audited! You're not the only one, Donald!
Carson: Israel is a special child.
How can our military suck if we're defending all these places ?
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/053/458/eb8.jpg" />
The Donald: the ceasefire is not working, so fuck it.
Canadian Anchor Baby: Obama's weakness! DRINK!
<img src="http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1380401620r/779753._SX540_SY540_.jpg"/>
<img src="http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/fry-argh.gif" />
Wait–John Kerry is the most anti-Israel SOS? I thought Cruz was saving that line for Hillary…
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/021/459/29f.jpg" />
Awesome!
The Donald: we'd be better off if politicians went to the beach.
<img src="https://thisisrad.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/dysfunctional-family-circus-1.jpg"/>
Rubio: the president is amazing.
I agree!
Wait, what?
Supports a woman's right to make decisions about her own body in cases of rape or incest
Canadian Anchor Baby: Trump did too cheer for Libya!
<img src="http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/winner_4.jpg"/>
Worst SofS EVAH :Clinton or Kerry?
Discuss
Mike DeWine!
Kissinger!
This Cruz/Rubio/Trump throwdown is all kinds of fun…
Carson: somebody attack me please!
Kasich: we've got to swing our dicks around more!
tfw the only candidate from your state tells you to swing something you don't even have
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/788/723/cb3.gif" />
You know Who Else inherited a total mess?
Obama, that's who!
Canadian Anchor Baby: TehRump lies!
Trump: that asshole fucked Carson over!
<img src="https://moodmoods.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/tumblr_munbv7ocu71s71q1zo1_1280.jpg"/>
Canadian Anchor Baby: you funded liberals!
Donald: I funded you!
College Boy: you never funded ME!!!
Is this a presidential debate or a schoolyard brawl FFS?
<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/03/article-2138678-12E016DA000005DC-756_634x845.jpg" width="194" height="259" />
<img src="https://ancllengua.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/anc_151222_psycho-1961.jpg"/>
Okay, basket -case territory is good.
These people are awful.
FUCK, I laughed so hard about that fight that my little dog is howling. Better comfort him, BBL…
College Boy: Apple's brand sucks compared to national security!
Apple doesn't want to comply on principle, not because it is bad for their brand, Rubio. Why are these moderators not countering this bullshit?
Carson: letting terrorists get away with things is bad for America.
OK, but WTF does that have to do with Apple FFS?
"I think allowing terrorists to get away with things is bad"
Name that debater!!!!!!!!!!!
[ damnit, Callyson guessed ]
Sorry Honey
Kasich: the President should just lock everyone in a room!
I'm just glad that I'm a liberal right now.
It's deeply disturbing that anyone would vote for any one of these clowns after watching this.
Telemundo reporter: Trump, aren't you a hypocrite for not putting a wall up in Canada?
The Donald: the Canadians are being docile, so no need!
The problem with Canada is it's long.
What?
BUILD THE DANG LAKE FENCE!
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/68/64/37/68643726982d1aad888da504fc713ab1.jpg"/>
Ah now Mexico AND Canada are going to pay for the wall.
Gladly. If Trump was elected.
I'm pretty sure Trudeau could beat up every single one of our candidates.
He is a boxer, after all.
Telemundo: Puerto Rico is having a financial crisis. Why not let them declare bankruptcy just like any other state would do?
College Boy: Their economy isn't growing. Sucks to be them!
Betting right now: The moment I get to Alaska, the 50th state I need to visit to get them all, Puerto Rico will become a state.
And the economy will magically grow if Puerto Rico's debt levels are not eased because…?
<img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/11TT5yMvJ3btU4/200.gif" />
Commercial. WHEW
<img src="https://flightsongsforgroundmammals.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nietzschecircus1.jpg?w=280&h=294"/>
Okay Rubio, if Puerto Rico grows the economy, how does it get that $ from the jerb creators to the debtors?
[ Hint : taxes ]
Carson: vote for my hands.
Kasich: I hope you noticed that I am the only one who didn't whine or fight.
This Puerto Rico thing is great proof that "Latino" includes a wide variety of cultures.
(reposting because it mysteriously disappeared ????)
Oh, no.
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/hyOgA.png"/>
LEGENDARY
This will come in handy later.
College Boy: stop playing games, voters!
"And now for the sincerity segment of our competition."
Canadian Anchor Baby: Vote for me–I won't make any deals!
This looks like a Saturday Night Live cold open.
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6f/e3/d1/6fe3d18f671252182f73a0ffa6ce37ed.jpg"/>
As an Ohioan I want to remind people that my state also has Sherrod Brown. We're not all horrible!
TehRump: Politicians suck, so you should make me a politician.
Oh thank Jesus, it's over. Time to make a beer run and walk my patient dogs. BBL for the post-debate commentary!
Super Tuesday is only FIVE DAYS AWAY!
<img src="https://40.media.tumblr.com/bfa8efa37a7cbf61c9fc82d9fa0c2984/tumblr_n149rsIhZp1s71q1zo1_500.png"/>
I'm worried about our ability to keep up on Wonkville that day.
I think we're doomed.
I'm pretty sure fires will be breaking out everywhere by 9pm.
That Rabbit's eyes are scary. Is this what Super Tuesday will bring, little rabbit?
My favorite is "This Fucking Asshole"..
A perennial favorite.
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/38/33/83/38338377452bc996bc2fbdc931b2e212.jpg"/>
Done! Whew. Time to go void the contents of my stomach.
I'm way ahead of you.
<img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/fr51bVSBNKtLG/200.gif" />
Saving for later use
I love the legs.
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzwyo6b3qwiLe4E/giphy.gif"/>
<img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/6e1sGnfNtksGk/200.gif" />
Winners: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Jeb Bush for not being there
Losers: Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Ben Carson
And America.
<img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/mkauai/Debate/LadyLibertyCrying.jpg" />
I think America will be okay in November!
I think America will be okay in November, but in desperate need of a 3-day bender.
|Great article on Taegan Goddard's Political Wire reacting to the debate.| And his final comment:
"The runaway winner of this debate was the Democratic party. If there are many more nights like this one, the Democratic nominee will have a much easier time in November. It was a truly pathetic mess."
It's been that way for a few times in a row! It's been more and more absurd as time goes on.
I just hope the dems GOTV
We better. We need the Senate and need to avoid the hell of President Trump.
I'm budgeting now to spend the days before the election working on a GOTV drive in Nevada, or wherever the fuck I am needed FFS…
Oh great, Japan had to wait until after the Iowa caucuses to make a USS Iowa girl. (she's on the left)
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/082/651/b08.png" />
Cmdr wanted me to post |this|. He made really good rice yesterday, so I will.
Presented as a brief summary of tonight's debate.
When did you two get so good at memes? I am impressed!
It's blaring from both our laptops at the same time. Send help!
Edit: smokey: "Why am I nodding my head? I love this goddamn tune."
| Heh. |
I know that feeling so much. Happened to me on https://soundcloud.com/snarkyparsnips/feel-good-c…
Loon calls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1It3AlXmQ
That's a really nice noise. Quite amazing what nature can do.
For the record, we went grocery shopping earlier today at our favorite place (Los Altos) and, when we walked in, there was this song playing where some people were mimicking chicken noises and then the guy sang "MERCADO!" So, when we came home, we tried to find the song with nothing more than a googlez of the youtubes of "chicken" and "mercado." Well, we never found the song we heard. But what we did find, we shared…
We listened to it on a loop with two computers. We think we're high.
Ya think?
♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪
My baby makes real good rice………..
Mellow out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zmkzshUvE
538 is saying they're having trouble coming up a way to describe this debate. This even left those people speechless…
It's gratifying to know it's not just me.
<img src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wzarU_8xuoQ/VjOZTYYY9uI/AAAAAAAA9Gs/vWKTNXGzlxI/s1600/trump_zombie_front_runner_flames.gif"/>
Frank Thorp V Verified account
@frankthorpNBC
Sen Graham at the #WPCFDinner: “If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you.”
.
.
.
Joe Scarborough @JoeNBC 18m18 minutes ago [on the debate ]
This is a disgrace.
418 retweets 865 likes
That sounds right.
That woulda been good with the I piece of leftover pizza, I piece of leftover KFC, and corn chips.
PBR is too expensive.
Probably a hipster too.