It's only February but this has got to be difficult to beat in the shitheel contest. Although they might not have thought things through, is it possible to enlist in the army without a birth certificate, social security number etc? I'm not sure that they want to limit the supply of cannon-fodder for future wars.
So basically they want to go out of their way to ruin people's lives because it doesn't fit their insane moral standards? And people vote for idiots like this?
A couple of days ago I was going to nominate the NY state legislator who wanted to prevent people buying Steak and Lobster with their SNAP benefits. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/…
We used to care about your fate, when you were a ball of cells,
four or eight
now we don't care about your life, cause your mommy is not a wife
oh no
your mommy is not a wife.
when eight cells divided to make sixteen
they were the greatest we've ever seen
now you're born, it ain't the same
we can't allow you to have a name
When you were a blur on a sonar scan
we'd help you any way we can
by the time you had a spine, we could see when you were in pain
Now you and mommy are a ball and chain
That would depend on her knowing the identity of the father, and also that she had not alienated the father to the point where he wouldn't sign the certificate to spite her.
Unbelievable. I just can't come up with a snappy retort.
And they proudly call themselves Christians.
It's only February but this has got to be difficult to beat in the shitheel contest. Although they might not have thought things through, is it possible to enlist in the army without a birth certificate, social security number etc? I'm not sure that they want to limit the supply of cannon-fodder for future wars.
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You're not a fetus anymore
We used to care about your life
when you were in the womb …….
And I'd bet the rent money that these assholes are forced-birthers. Fuck.
So basically they want to go out of their way to ruin people's lives because it doesn't fit their insane moral standards? And people vote for idiots like this?
A couple of days ago I was going to nominate the NY state legislator who wanted to prevent people buying Steak and Lobster with their SNAP benefits. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/…
But these people are so much more deserving.
Revising in progress :
We used to care about your fate, when you were a ball of cells,
four or eight
now we don't care about your life, cause your mommy is not a wife
oh no
your mommy is not a wife.
when eight cells divided to make sixteen
they were the greatest we've ever seen
now you're born, it ain't the same
we can't allow you to have a name
When you were a blur on a sonar scan
we'd help you any way we can
by the time you had a spine, we could see when you were in pain
Now you and mommy are a ball and chain
That would depend on her knowing the identity of the father, and also that she had not alienated the father to the point where he wouldn't sign the certificate to spite her.
He would certainly have to move in a mysterious way to manage that.
The Romans did like their paperwork.