14 thoughts on “OFFS! Christe Creme Endorsed tehRump”
Oh God–Christie might be angling for a cabinet position (he won't be Veep–TehRump will look for someone from the South I'm guessing.) Meet your new Secretary of Transportation, folks–what could possibly go wrong?
We've inspected ones in Ketchikan, Juneau, Kodiak, Portage, Denali, Healy, Nenana, Nome… Somehow, the mosquitoes seem to find them all, nowhere or not.
No, it's far worse than that. He's angling for United States Attorney General. He'd be more corrupt than Ed Meese and more vengeful than John Mitchell.
This alone should bring thousands of Democrats out to vote.
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Oh God–Christie might be angling for a cabinet position (he won't be Veep–TehRump will look for someone from the South I'm guessing.) Meet your new Secretary of Transportation, folks–what could possibly go wrong?
I thought that slot was already promised to Mooselini – to keep the trains running on time.
Bridges to all the nowheres!
We've inspected ones in Ketchikan, Juneau, Kodiak, Portage, Denali, Healy, Nenana, Nome… Somehow, the mosquitoes seem to find them all, nowhere or not.
Hopefully they're not aedes aegypti.
No, it's far worse than that. He's angling for United States Attorney General. He'd be more corrupt than Ed Meese and more vengeful than John Mitchell.
This alone should bring thousands of Democrats out to vote.
Nobody would want Christie for veep. Who'd want that loudmouth in your office every day telling you what to do, and calling you a pussy if you didn't?
A lot of people (Woodrow Wilson, for example) rise to the top because every organization they're in wants to get rid of them.
Ivanka turns 35 this October.
Since Giuliani is already on board this fills the "NY Bullies and Scoundrels" card for this election. Bloomberg will have to wait until next time.
Well, that consolidates the bloated loudmouth voting block. Sorry Cruz!
Pretty much, Caribou Barbie, David KKK Duke, Ted Nugent, and now Christie Creme. Should Bamz just cancel the election and give Donald the keys?
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Mr. Mooselini's dog sled?