Anyway, I checked about the debate with [CNN's auto play link]. Anderson Cooper hosts, Don Lemon (EW) is a questioner, and they'll also take Q's from the audience.
I went down to the Sunset Strip in LA Friday night for a thing at a bar, and everyone there except for the host and one other woman were EMBRYOS. Skinny, driven, desperate-looking embryos in Prada. I bet they all knew this meme already, I felt so damn OLD.
They probably had, and the spread part is hilarious:
The format of the poster, which was relatively easy to Photoshop, quickly became popular in Bernie Sanders meme groups like the Facebook group Bernie Sanders’ Dank Meme Stash, which has over 79,000 members.
BERNIE SANDERS' DANK MEME STASH
lol #LOVE IT
HA I knew Bernie was a Zappa fan! You Can Do That Onstage Anymore!
UM…something weird is going on. I posted two comments that initially appeared, but then disappeared when I refreshed the page (and this time I am sure I didn't hit delete.) HUH?!?
I just checked the "spam" folder and there were two in there from you, so I just approved them. I only saw two, though. (Not that third one you mention above).
Maine update: Sanders 64, Clinton 36, 73% reporting. NYT and AP oddly haven't gotten around to calling Maine yet but I'm going to do it: Wonkville predicts that Bernie Sanders will win Maine.
Jesus, both of these people would be so much fucking better for this country than any of the wingnuts. I REALLY hope the American people don't fuck it up in November…
The GOP seems to be doing everything possible to make it easy. Let's make sure we don't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I've already dealt with that outside of politics twice this week, so can we please not do it somewhere it actually matters?
Jesus, CNN sure wants to fire and convict the EPA before the fucking investigation is done. Glad the candidates are both telling them to wait for the facts FFS…
The EPA's the New Designated Fall Guy, along with the (rightly guilty) Michigan water authority folks. Even the Hero | Engineering and Water Resources Professor Marc Edwards | is nailing the civil service bureaucrats to the wall. He's really running interference for Snyder, though, so I wonder what kind of "arrangement" they may have going.
Jim Beam and "John Barleycorn Must Die" on the tube amp. Watch the debate? Naaaaahhhh, I love 'em both, and just hope Cruz and Drumpf can wound each other enough to allow Hillz or Bernie to finish 'em off.
AP has Bernie with 14 delegates from Maine, Hillary with 6. Margin seems to imply a 16-9 spread by the end of the night, which is good for Bernie: 538 target was 15-10 Bernie. Going over those benchmarks is exactly what he needs to do. He's now 81 behind target instead of 82.
OK, I am officially bored with Bernie's attempt to make an issue out of this fucking speech. Point me to specific votes and policies from Hilary that you disagree with? Fine. Endlessly insinuate that she can't take their money and then vote against them? Show evidence or move the fuck on, please.
I agree. And she could end it by just releasing her speech. Of course the flip side of that is that people will just use it to dredge up more nonsense about her, but it would still have the effect of taking the wind out of Bernie's sails on this issue.
That said, it's kind of like Obama and his birth certificate, she can't win either way, and Bernie should get out of the mud on this. They're both better people than this.
We need to break up the banks. Bernie will try to do that, Hillary I'm not so sure. He needs to stay in the race and hold her feet to the fire. I don't think she realizes how strong people feel about this. I honestly don't think she gets it.
Its a way to say "cool memes" in such a vein that it mocks memes in a parody-type way
except now people are using it not in a parody-like way sometimes but considering they're memes we're all just messing around and it doesn't matter too much
And companies like Boeing and Caterpillar use suppliers and subcontractors that are small and medium sized businesses. Supporting the Ex-Im Bank =/= corporate handouts, Anderson…
Can we discuss those idiots who think that a stockpile of military weapons insures freedom and they have a God-Given right to armed insurrection whenever they decide that the government we elected isn't letting them do whatever the hell they want for free?
Don Lemon: you voted for that shit–why should we trust you now?
Don honey? This would not be the first time an elected official changed positions when external conditions changed. This is a dumb-ass question, for either candidate.
I've noticed it happening over the last few weeks, and this time it seems to only be happening to one person. I'm guessing someone else is mad about something.
Snark off…the cab story Bernie is telling is all too fucking true. I fucking KNEW I had white privilege when I saw cabbies drive past well dressed, middle aged black professionals and I could be in schleppy student clothes and get a cab in a nano-second.
I don't even want to think about the GOP's answers to that question.
There's a phone app that connects you to some guy with a car who agrees to drive you somewhere, for a pre-set fee on your card. After you leave, they pour fake vomit all over the seat, take a photo and charge you for a bogus $300 clean up fee. It's The Fountainhead made real!
Come on, did you really expect a man who can't figure out which name is his first and which is his last to figure out silly things like logic and facts?
Ugh, fracking. Last time I was back home in Pittsburgh, the unfiltered drinking water was TERRIBLE (noticeably worse than just a few years ago), and I can't help but think the fracking in Western PA had something to do with that. I just hope that gas prices stay low, which will decrease the profit incentive to frack in the first fucking place…
The city of Athens, Ohio voted to ban fracking in city limits (wouldn't do much but symbolic) and the state is trying to sue them because they made a law a while back barring cities from banning any fracking-related activities. It's been going through the courts for a year and is probably going to last for a while longer (including an attempt to change the county's form of government just to take advantage of a loophole!)
Sorry, Bernie: my heart is with you on campaign finance reform, but unless and until it applies to the GOP as well I don't want our side to disarm unilaterally. Time to channel Jesse Unruh!
Amanda Marcotte just pointed out on Twitter that whenever Citizens United is brought up, Hillz should point out that it stemmed from an attack on her. So true.
Ugh, so it was intentional. I was hoping it was just an extreme example of someone being tone-deaf. These people can't be any more awful.
Oh, no – they're every bit as bad as you think they are and more. The real trouble comes in when they, you know, start saying what they think out loud in public.
Their views have come to life in the form of an orange man wearing a dead possum on his head!
Spontaneous Degeneration!
The teabaggers proudly called themselves teabaggers for for like the first month of their existence.
Anderson: Hillary, The Donald is going to babble about your e-mails. WTF are you going to do?
Hillary: I have more votes than he does, so he can suck it!
I know people who I'm going to try to convince to not bother. ;-0
Every Trump fan?
Don't know if they support him, but they lean right.
Saw one Trump bumper sticker this afternoon ………want one that adds "Make America the Laughing Stock of the World"
Signs in the area are Bernie's. Don't think I've seen any other so far….. this is, by some measures, the leftistest district in Az.
So is Tucson area left Arizona and Phoenix area right Arizona? That's what it sounds like.
Donald Trump: Make America Irate Again
Well, area-wise, maybe a little. The Metro's are both lefter than the surrounding rural. McSally won here and hasn't done anything horribly obnoxious that I know of, boilerplate old school GOP, I'll bet she gets re-elected. Grijalva is West Tucson and over to Yuma.
IKR, these two should be competing for the presidency. Hillary is center right enough to be running on the 70's GOP ticket.
It also shows a glaring weakness in basically every political campaign in the last several years: A barrage of attack ads only makes people hate both candidates. The candidate it's for gets hit about as hard as the person being attacked and it just makes a lot of people not want to get involved.
Puerto Rico results showing Rubio completely dominating. He's likely to get all 23 delegates.
Maine should go to Sanders but who knows by how much since we have like no polling.
Marco's got the Bacardi vote, Bernie's got the Lobstah vote (perhaps).
WOOHOO
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Hi everyone–I'm assuming this will also serve as the debate sticky? I just hope Wolf Blitzer won't be one of the questioners FFS…
Makes sense to have it here. Easier than having two stickies.
That was weird–my comment went away!
Anyway, I checked about the debate with [CNN's auto play link]. Anderson Cooper hosts, Don Lemon (EW) is a questioner, and they'll also take Q's from the audience.
Lemon party! *oukes*
Even weirder: Admin CP shows no sign of your comment existing.
I think I accidentally hit delete when I was editing it. Still seems odd…
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hahaha that's so much better than the actual picture on this post
This post started out as a Maine caucus post. The pic for it is epic for a Maine caucus post.
Oh, No.
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OH NOOO!
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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Haha, |excellent new HillBern meme|
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bernie-or-hillary
OMG, I am SO behind on my memes. Shit.
It's only about 5 weeks old, you're not that far behind.
I went down to the Sunset Strip in LA Friday night for a thing at a bar, and everyone there except for the host and one other woman were EMBRYOS. Skinny, driven, desperate-looking embryos in Prada. I bet they all knew this meme already, I felt so damn OLD.
They probably had, and the spread part is hilarious:
The format of the poster, which was relatively easy to Photoshop, quickly became popular in Bernie Sanders meme groups like the Facebook group Bernie Sanders’ Dank Meme Stash, which has over 79,000 members.
BERNIE SANDERS' DANK MEME STASH
lol #LOVE IT
HA I knew Bernie was a Zappa fan! You Can Do That Onstage Anymore!
You beat me to it:
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[makes "live long and prosper" hand signal]
AHAHAHAHAHA
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http://bernieorhillary.jaxbot.me/ For you to make your own!
What have you done
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We'll keep them next to the jars of urine.
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UM…something weird is going on. I posted two comments that initially appeared, but then disappeared when I refreshed the page (and this time I am sure I didn't hit delete.) HUH?!?
I have no idea, that's really odd and they haven't gone to moderation or anything.
I just checked the "spam" folder and there were two in there from you, so I just approved them. I only saw two, though. (Not that third one you mention above).
I see it now. Thanks honey!
Okay I should have thought to look there, good catch!
There were 106 pending comments earlier today, they were all spam. Maybe something is borked on Word Press's filters today.
It sure seems like it, wow. I know we get a lot of spam but that filter missing 106 is ridiculous.
Here we go!
Speaking of Flint, a very depressing NYT article (too depressing to link to) today said the problem won't be fixed quickly.
Fire Rick Snyder–you tell 'em, Bern!
I wonder how often they'll bash on Rick Snyder. I'm hoping for a lot.
Hillz: pay the fuck up, USG and Michigan state!
Maine update: Sanders 64, Clinton 36, 73% reporting. NYT and AP oddly haven't gotten around to calling Maine yet but I'm going to do it: Wonkville predicts that Bernie Sanders will win Maine.
YAY!
HOoray for Uncle Bernie! I want him to stay competitive and keep Hills leaning farther left!
Jesus, both of these people would be so much fucking better for this country than any of the wingnuts. I REALLY hope the American people don't fuck it up in November…
The GOP seems to be doing everything possible to make it easy. Let's make sure we don't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I've already dealt with that outside of politics twice this week, so can we please not do it somewhere it actually matters?
I know! Whoever the Dem candidate is, we cannot rest, we gotta make sure that we don't fuck up the GOTV.
Who's got the bigger peen? Who'll lock up more people forever and torture them because why not? No one's addressing the issues!
I'm sure they'll get to who will be the best waterboarder for Jesus.
Hillary: we need to bust some balls about lead in the water in other areas besides Flint!
Someone remind Kasich that his state has multiple towns with this problem.
Jesus, CNN sure wants to fire and convict the EPA before the fucking investigation is done. Glad the candidates are both telling them to wait for the facts FFS…
The EPA's the New Designated Fall Guy, along with the (rightly guilty) Michigan water authority folks. Even the Hero | Engineering and Water Resources Professor Marc Edwards | is nailing the civil service bureaucrats to the wall. He's really running interference for Snyder, though, so I wonder what kind of "arrangement" they may have going.
Jim Beam and "John Barleycorn Must Die" on the tube amp. Watch the debate? Naaaaahhhh, I love 'em both, and just hope Cruz and Drumpf can wound each other enough to allow Hillz or Bernie to finish 'em off.
Have fun!
Voter: how do we know you two aren't pimping Flint out for votes?
Hillary: I've been working on problems for years, so this is nothing new for me.
Bernie: I've been on the down low here in Michigan.
AP has Bernie with 14 delegates from Maine, Hillary with 6. Margin seems to imply a 16-9 spread by the end of the night, which is good for Bernie: 538 target was 15-10 Bernie. Going over those benchmarks is exactly what he needs to do. He's now 81 behind target instead of 82.
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OK, is that another meme that I don't know about and that the skinny Prada embryos would know?
Nah, that's just a cool little ASCII thing.
Come to the dank meme stash. We have cookies.
Did he say "Wall St. Care Act"?
I didn't catch that, but what a Freudian slip if he did.
Damn, this trade/Wall Street/auto industry bailout kerfuffle is getting ugly.
Hillary, just release your speech already. What are you hiding? You sound so disingenuous.
Sometimes she can be so totally tone deaf. People aren't buying her bullshit on this.
Hillz: Obama took Wall Street's money and they hate him. I'll be the same!
OK, I am officially bored with Bernie's attempt to make an issue out of this fucking speech. Point me to specific votes and policies from Hilary that you disagree with? Fine. Endlessly insinuate that she can't take their money and then vote against them? Show evidence or move the fuck on, please.
I agree. And she could end it by just releasing her speech. Of course the flip side of that is that people will just use it to dredge up more nonsense about her, but it would still have the effect of taking the wind out of Bernie's sails on this issue.
That said, it's kind of like Obama and his birth certificate, she can't win either way, and Bernie should get out of the mud on this. They're both better people than this.
We need to break up the banks. Bernie will try to do that, Hillary I'm not so sure. He needs to stay in the race and hold her feet to the fire. I don't think she realizes how strong people feel about this. I honestly don't think she gets it.
SENPAI NOTICED US
(I never thought that would be in the title of a political story)
Senpai?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no…
Ah. Thanks.
Beats me, but I'm still trying to figure out "Dank Meme". Out of the loop and proud of it!
Its a way to say "cool memes" in such a vein that it mocks memes in a parody-type way
except now people are using it not in a parody-like way sometimes but considering they're memes we're all just messing around and it doesn't matter too much
My God. It's full of Memes!
<img src="http://www.comicbookreligion.com/img/d/a/Dave_Bowman_4.jpg"/>
https://soundcloud.com/giascle/this-took-way-more… Here's an overplayed dank meme, basically anything with John Cena! (you can ignore the picture there though, wtf?)
Geritol nation unite!
Where'd I leave my glasses?
They're with your car keys.
We need to keep the import/export bank healthy and thriving.
And companies like Boeing and Caterpillar use suppliers and subcontractors that are small and medium sized businesses. Supporting the Ex-Im Bank =/= corporate handouts, Anderson…
Yes. Exactly.
"Bank of Boeing", Bernie? You think Airbus doesn't get subsidies? Come on now.
Bernie is wrong on this. I don't think he understands the import/export bank. Hillz is right on this.
The Congressional Republicans hate the Ex-Im Bank too, on general principles. I think they and Bernie have equal levels of understanding.
A+ Wonkville thread moment just happened
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There's way too much substance in this debate to successfully parody.
Where are the dick jokes? The pious pandering? The shouting over each other? The hate talk?
I wonder if the GOP is going to realize that dick jokes don't work when running against a woman.
Trust me, they'll come up with something else equally offensive. Of course, that won't work either.
No hoots and yelling from the audience? WHAT IS THIS
Is anyone else experiencing WordPress wierdness? The font keeps changing right before my eyes, and the "reply" button disappears on some comments.
I had that weird experience with my comments disappearing earlier, but I haven't noticed this issue.
WordPress is showing about 70 delete buttons on me but it happens to me sometimes already. WordPress is having a bad night.
Karen, your comment above, "A+ Wonkville thread moment just happened" doesn't show a reply button. The two posts below it have a different font.
Whoa, that's really odd. I'm not getting either of those issues.
Screen cap:
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I wish I knew what was going on. Maybe whatever is going on with WordPress will be fixed soon because not being able to reply to things sucks.
Sometimes I get a string of "delete delete delete delete"…&c, but if I refresh the page they generally go away. No Font Fits for me, though.
I get that a lot, too.
Moving on to crime and guns.
Ah, a shooting rampage question (non-Muslim). Another question you'll never hear on the Republican debate stage.
It will be fun in the general election when the GOP nominee will have to actually answer that in a debate.
IF THAT MAN WAS ARMED HE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOT HIMSELF
♪ All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks…♪
Here's a studio audience that doesn't frighten me, also.
Help, I was looking for a debate, why are two people talking about issues?
Here's a say to make guns safer: work towards a culture where solving your personal problems doesn't include picking up a gun.
That's unAmerican.
Hey, 1900's Tombstone was a Gun-Free Zone. They learned the hard way, as I guess we're doing that now too.
@nxthompson
GOP debate: lie, penis, little Marco, failed, disavow, breathe
Dem debate: TPP, NAFTA, TARP, Brady Bill, ACA
Can we discuss those idiots who think that a stockpile of military weapons insures freedom and they have a God-Given right to armed insurrection whenever they decide that the government we elected isn't letting them do whatever the hell they want for free?
Why do I have a feeling that, if they did that, CNN would have the question asked by Michele Fiore?
Ted Nugent.
Don Lemon: you voted for that shit–why should we trust you now?
Don honey? This would not be the first time an elected official changed positions when external conditions changed. This is a dumb-ass question, for either candidate.
Dammit, why the fuck can't we get Rachel instead?
Hi, person who seems to downvote every glasspusher comment
What the?! Is that happening here now?
Wonkville used to get hammered by Breitbart downfist trolls, back in the day. I would go and upfist everyone, just to piss them off. Good times!
I've noticed it happening over the last few weeks, and this time it seems to only be happening to one person. I'm guessing someone else is mad about something.
Somebody else knows we're here? And we're pissing them off?
AWESOME
WE DID IT!
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Huh…I'll have to upvote all of glasspusher's comments that I didn't already upvote after the debate ends.
That's so true about cab drivers in Washington D.C.
I'm just glad Jim Webb didn't stick around long enough to respond to that.
Snark off…the cab story Bernie is telling is all too fucking true. I fucking KNEW I had white privilege when I saw cabbies drive past well dressed, middle aged black professionals and I could be in schleppy student clothes and get a cab in a nano-second.
I don't even want to think about the GOP's answers to that question.
How does Uber work that out? I don't have cabs or Uber where I live…
There's a phone app that connects you to some guy with a car who agrees to drive you somewhere, for a pre-set fee on your card. After you leave, they pour fake vomit all over the seat, take a photo and charge you for a bogus $300 clean up fee. It's The Fountainhead made real!
I mean if you're of a race they don't want in their car, do they just keep driving?
If the Republicans were asked about education?
Something something school choice something something teacher's unions something something AMERICAN FREEDOM!!!
[Boos, hisses from the audience]
DONALD TRUMP VS TED CRUZ IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH
-the crowd's wishes, probably
Anderson Cooper: Isn't the problem really caused by teachers?
Hillary: Pay the fuck up, government, and fund the schools!
Anderson: But don't unions suck?
Hillary: Teachers deserve more credit than that!
Way to work in those time tested Republican memes, Anderson.
Come on, did you really expect a man who can't figure out which name is his first and which is his last to figure out silly things like logic and facts?
Ugh, fracking. Last time I was back home in Pittsburgh, the unfiltered drinking water was TERRIBLE (noticeably worse than just a few years ago), and I can't help but think the fracking in Western PA had something to do with that. I just hope that gas prices stay low, which will decrease the profit incentive to frack in the first fucking place…
The city of Athens, Ohio voted to ban fracking in city limits (wouldn't do much but symbolic) and the state is trying to sue them because they made a law a while back barring cities from banning any fracking-related activities. It's been going through the courts for a year and is probably going to last for a while longer (including an attempt to change the county's form of government just to take advantage of a loophole!)
Woah, berating the MSM about the lack of comprehensive coverage on Climate Change? YOU COMMIE
Liberal media!
Energy Efficiency, Fuck Yeah!
Bernie: "The GOPers are cray-cray, but I'll fund lunatic asylums for them!"
Sorry, Bernie: my heart is with you on campaign finance reform, but unless and until it applies to the GOP as well I don't want our side to disarm unilaterally. Time to channel Jesse Unruh!
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I don't know the current status of this initiative in New York state, but it seems like a good idea. This was from two years ago.|
wut?
Did you pick your Frogger yard signs yet?
She's having a fundraiser here: http://www.brotherjohnsbbq.com/
PICS OR GTFO
Maybe.
Amanda Marcotte just pointed out on Twitter that whenever Citizens United is brought up, Hillz should point out that it stemmed from an attack on her. So true.
The full name of the group is/was Citizens United Not Timid. Actual fact.
Did not know.
Heard it on CSPAN years ago. Still pisses me off.
What were they thinking?
Exactly what you think. | Thank Nixon CREEP Roger Stone | for that bit of extreme nastiness.
Ugh, so it was intentional. I was hoping it was just an extreme example of someone being tone-deaf. These people can't be any more awful.
Oh, no – they're every bit as bad as you think they are and more. The real trouble comes in when they, you know, start saying what they think out loud in public.
Their views have come to life in the form of an orange man wearing a dead possum on his head!
Spontaneous Degeneration!
The teabaggers proudly called themselves teabaggers for for like the first month of their existence.
Anderson: Hillary, The Donald is going to babble about your e-mails. WTF are you going to do?
Hillary: I have more votes than he does, so he can suck it!
Who gives a fuck, Cooper? Trump talks about penises every day, too and that's got as much relevance.
Elect Electivire! Its policies are super effective!
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Anderson: Bernie, Trump called you a commie!
Bernie: I'd give my right arm to bust his balls!
BERNIE SMASH
"How are you going to beat Trump?"
Hillary: lol it's Trump
Bernie: lol it's Trump
"It's fuckin' Trump, yo"
"Do you believe God is relevant?"
WTF kind of attack question is that? And what does she think he'll say–Fuck no?
Good answer from Bern, though.
"Which one, Anderson?"
OK, I'm done, gotta go, see ya'll later.
Bye, thanks for hanging around for a while!
Anderson: Bernie, why don't you wear your religion on your sleeve?
Bernie: Don't tell me how to be Jewish!
WIN
Voter: Hillary, how do you pray?
Really? Up until now the questions from the audience were good FFS.
First, I put my foot up the ass of some Republican….
Dear God,
Can we please move on from this topic and discuss actual issues?
Thanks,
Callyson
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CorithiansDemocrats!The tl;dr for those who didn't or couldn't watch:
Either one of these candidates would be a fuckton better than whoever the GOP rolls with. We need to get our asses out and vote!
Succinct, also true.
Hopefully my generation will actually show up in November.
Well, ya know they might not listen if the oldz try to talk them into it…………….
I managed to get a few people to vote that weren't originally going to in the last presidential election, so maybe I'll be able to do that again.
I know people who I'm going to try to convince to not bother. ;-0
Every Trump fan?
Don't know if they support him, but they lean right.
Saw one Trump bumper sticker this afternoon ………want one that adds "Make America the Laughing Stock of the World"
Signs in the area are Bernie's. Don't think I've seen any other so far….. this is, by some measures, the leftistest district in Az.
So is Tucson area left Arizona and Phoenix area right Arizona? That's what it sounds like.
Donald Trump: Make America Irate Again
Well, area-wise, maybe a little. The Metro's are both lefter than the surrounding rural. McSally won here and hasn't done anything horribly obnoxious that I know of, boilerplate old school GOP, I'll bet she gets re-elected. Grijalva is West Tucson and over to Yuma.
IKR, these two should be competing for the presidency. Hillary is center right enough to be running on the 70's GOP ticket.
I want to go to this world with two sane political parties.
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I can't have either. I should probably write a stinging rebuke to Pinkham about it.
| YES WE CAN |
Did you check under the cushions of the couch that you threw out two years ago?
If someone offers me either I will happily take it. It's hard for me to choose, honestly.
Oh, that rules out the black hole that things tend to disappear into every once in a while…
They're definitely different, it might make it harder to pick that way though.
Crab is amazing, no question. Doesn't matter which ocean they come from!
It also shows a glaring weakness in basically every political campaign in the last several years: A barrage of attack ads only makes people hate both candidates. The candidate it's for gets hit about as hard as the person being attacked and it just makes a lot of people not want to get involved.
Duck/Aardvark 2016!
Free beer for me if they don't vote.
I'll try, but I have my doubts they're that stupid.
Don't be too sure. They're stupid enough to like Donald Trump.
"Hey, how about a beer before you go vote?"
[Deploy paralytic levels of beverage]
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[Beer Coma]
Problem solved!
Beer is Speech!!!
Is that a thing?
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Yes. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I'll just go with shots of tequila.
Hey, was reading above……did a student find you here and is downfisting you?
It's odd that anyone is bothering to do anything here, though.