💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit
Jorge Ramos has successfully interviewed Latin American dictators, strongmen, Junta leaders, presidents and was thrown out of a Trump press conference for asking several "uncomfortable" questions. He's sharp, informed and ruthless. Can you imagine Trump – or any of the other Republicans currently running for President – getting through an entire debate moderated by Ramos without screwing up, blowing up, flipping out or walking out?
"Path to Citizenship" is a winner. Also not deporting children and refugees from violently destabilized societies, like a civilized society should behave.
This is what Primaries are for. The good news is that a robust debate invariably produces a stronger candidate for the General. The bad news: Free Opposition Research.
OK, I'm just going to come out and say it: the problem wasn't that we prevented the banking industry from collapsing: it's that we didn't bail out MAIN Street as well. Oh, and we might have prosecuted some of the cowboys who caused the problem. But fuck, if we had done nothing our economy would have been WORSE FFS…
Wall Street is an Equal Opportunity Contributor. The give money for influence, both sides of the aisle ant that's the way it's always been. I'm sure Teddy Roosevelt got some of their tasty cash before running out and busting those trusts.
Gonna make a call here, which will undoubtedly tick off some partisans of Sanders: At the 1:15 mark, Clinton is being questioned significantly more sharply than Sanders.
Hillz is getting some pretty barbed questions, but they're genuine and somewhat technical issues that she needs to address. I wonder if the presumptive Republican nominee will go there, or just stay with the fabulist manufactured controversies whe've all had to suffer through all these years.
Here we go, hitting a really good question, something that wouldn't likely be talked about outside of a Univision debate. Puerto Rico doesn't get enough attention because it's "not a state"
Well, that was a rollicking debate. Does anyone else think that those two video clips (BEnghaZi! and Bernie from 1982) were ripped straight outa Opposition Research? They really had the feel of the shiv in the side.
Related. Maybe it was the endorsement of Meghan; “I was a huge Carly Fiorina fan and supporter,” McCain said on Neil Cavuto’s show on Fox News, stating that it was Fiorina’s endorsement of Cruz that moved her to support the Texas senator.
“I think her most notable moment was when Donald trump talked about her face, and she responded so eloquently during the debate,” she continued. “I think she has the capacity getting a lot of young conservative women taking a second look at Ted Cruz.”
“For me, honestly, I’ve been hesitant about Ted Cruz, and the Carly Fiorina endorsement has swayed my personal opinion,” McCain said.
Her father the senator has been less positive about Cruz, famously dismissing him as a “whacko bird.”
I'm still a little tender about last night, but what the fuck. Hi, everyone!
Yeah, last night was rough. I feel more tense knowing my state is coming up soon and it's right next to Michigan.
A commercial already? FFS…
We also need to have a more positive agenda…so suck it, Donald! Go Hillz!
I'm with you on Citizens United, Bernie–get that shit out of here!
CLIMATE CHANGE MENTIONED IN OPENING STATEMENT, FUCK YEAH
"Where did you fail?"
sigh
They should really ask the pollsters that question FFS.
Hilz: this is a marathon, so don't freak the fuck out about last night, Team Hillary!
So are we going to get to real questions or are we going to keep asking those two how much they suck?
E-mails! DRINK!
Hey Cally, I think you just got quoted by Hillary.
Hillz: I followed what my predecessor did, and fuck you I'm not getting indicted because I didn't commit a fucking crime!
I may not last if this questioning keeps up…
What the fuck is this debate?
Hillary: TehRump is un-American! Go Hillz!
Bernie: Americans aren't going to elect that asshole Trump!
Yes.
SASQ.
Donald Trump sucks!
"Hispandering"
💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit
Reporter: Hillz, are you Hispandering?
Hillary: I was for immigration reform before it was fashionable!
Jorge Ramos has successfully interviewed Latin American dictators, strongmen, Junta leaders, presidents and was thrown out of a Trump press conference for asking several "uncomfortable" questions. He's sharp, informed and ruthless. Can you imagine Trump – or any of the other Republicans currently running for President – getting through an entire debate moderated by Ramos without screwing up, blowing up, flipping out or walking out?
Yeah, me neither.
I can't even imagine Rubio or Cruz lasting 5 minutes with this crowd.
Reporter: can we get a yes or no?
Hillz: Yes, you can!
Reporter: Bernie, will you commit to not deporting children?
Bernie: Let me attack Hillary!
"Path to Citizenship" is a winner. Also not deporting children and refugees from violently destabilized societies, like a civilized society should behave.
Bernie: LULAC hated that bill!
Hillary: UFW loved it!
Wow, they're going at each other tonight.
This is what Primaries are for. The good news is that a robust debate invariably produces a stronger candidate for the General. The bad news: Free Opposition Research.
OFFS, again with Wall Street.
OK, I'm just going to come out and say it: the problem wasn't that we prevented the banking industry from collapsing: it's that we didn't bail out MAIN Street as well. Oh, and we might have prosecuted some of the cowboys who caused the problem. But fuck, if we had done nothing our economy would have been WORSE FFS…
This is some amazing trolling of Trump right now.
♪ The Magical Mystery Wall is coming to keep you away ♪
"Racism, Xenophobia and Bigotry". That's a major plank in the Republican platform this year.
Jesus, they deported the wife of a soldier. Fuck.
Pretty sure I've heard of this happening some other times too. I don't think it's unusual. At all.
I just now got a mental picture of some FOX-addled Trump fan yelling "SPEAK AMERICAN! at their TV.
I feel like both of their answers boil down to "give me a favorable senate so we can do something good" I also feel like that is very accurate.
Karen Tumulty?
Reporters: Hillary, we don't trust you. WTF?
Hillary: For one thing, I overcame that hurdle in NYS when I got into the Senate. It's not easy but I get shit done!
That was a good answer, I think. She is a very capable politician and civil servant.
Wall Street speech! DRINK!
*belch*
Reporter: Bernie, answer the fucking question please.
Bernie: I'll know the answer if and when Hillary releases the speech!
Hillary: I busted Wall Street's balls, so STFU.
C'mon Hillz. The Koch Brothers are doing the ol' "Death Hug" routine with that stupid ad and everyone knows it.
BO-RING! When are they going to start talking about blowing the shit out of everything?
OK, Hillz and Bern both think the Koch Bros suck. Can we move on now?
BENGHAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BENGHAZI?
Oh fuck, this is officially the worst Dem debate yet….
NICE FOX NEWS CLIP LOL
Wall Street is an Equal Opportunity Contributor. The give money for influence, both sides of the aisle ant that's the way it's always been. I'm sure Teddy Roosevelt got some of their tasty cash before running out and busting those trusts.
Fucking Benghazi. Has there ever been a more grotesquely politicized event in US postwar history?
JESUS, if it weren't for the live-blog I would nope it the fuck out. These questions SUCK.
BENGHAZI ?
Glad I'm taking a break
Henry Kissinger! HISSSSSSSSS>>>
So…WaPo has Chris Czilla and Rebecca…Traister?
This woman has a Drumpf hat on, A+
Was that a bona-fide Drumpf hat or a comedy Drumpf hat? I didn't get to read it.
It's a comedy Drumpf hat. Make Donald Drumpf Again.
That's magnificent.
Anyone else's livestream buffering? There must be a lot of people trying to watch at the same time.
It buffered once a while back but got fixed pretty quickly. 45,000 people watching though.
My series of tubes must be clogged.
Infrastructure spending! Fix the fucking potholes in Los Angeles! Go Hillz!
So can we fix the roads that are falling apart all over the place while we're doing that? Everyone complains about that and for good reason.
YUUUUGE
YUUUUUGE
Education's cheaper than Incarceration.
Smart to call out the jail bullshit. It's pretty awful to have the second-highest incarceration rate in the world.
Re: article pic
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From the NYT liveblog:
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this shit…
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GO Hillz! Student loan debt sucks!
Hillz: Bernie, how the fuck are you going to pay for your platform?
Bernie: Everyone else does it!
Uh… Bernie? You both are trying to fix health care. You just have different ways of getting there. Stop making shit up.
Climate change! Both of them should knock this out of the park, and I'm so glad we're getting this subject.
Candidates, Florida is going to drown. Help!
So we're going to talk seriously about climate change? About time.
What do we do about Anthropogenic Climate Change? Appoint a Supreme Court Justice, for starters.
Oh, Christ, stop it, both of you!
UM…did the moderator just tell Bernie "This is your debate"?!?
OK, maybe he meant both of them, but that did not sound very good…
These two are making shit up a lot, can we please get back to sanity?
Distributed generation. Solar, wind, tidal generation. advanced power storage systems. CARBON TAX.
KNOCK IT THE FRACK OFF, also too.
Bernie, start busting W's balls!
OOOH…nice one Hillz!
Hillz is getting some pretty barbed questions, but they're genuine and somewhat technical issues that she needs to address. I wonder if the presumptive Republican nominee will go there, or just stay with the fabulist manufactured controversies whe've all had to suffer through all these years.
I'm sorry, but I don't think these WaPo commenters are adding anything at all to this broadcast.
An Avid Bernie supporter! I'd never have guessed.
Despite how this debate hasn't really been helpful, these two are still 100x better than Donald Trump, who seems to be a sentient caps lock key.
Candidates, will you bust Cuba's balls?
Absolutely end the embargo. It's done nothing to help Cuba at all.
We're dragging up videos from 1985? Sounds a bit long ago for a 2016 debate.
Long memories in Latin America and a lot of history of US mischief-making .
I heard a few boos for Bernie over Cuba. I don't think I've ever heard him get boos before…
It's remarkable how little Bernie has changed since 1985.
The CIA- run Kissinger inspired coup in Chile, also too.
Oh good, a question about Puerto Rican debt. This is a serious issue, actually.
Statehood.
Here we go, hitting a really good question, something that wouldn't likely be talked about outside of a Univision debate. Puerto Rico doesn't get enough attention because it's "not a state"
SUPREME COURT TIME
BUSH V. GORE! HISSSSSSS….
Anita Hill.
And THIS is why we need to vote for Democrats in November.
I wish they'd have let Bernie answer btw, he really seemed to want to and I was interested in what his answer would be.
I would have liked to hear that as well.
Ugh, these people again.
FLORIDA IS NOT OHIO! BIG NEWS THERE!
I have seen similar Police Blotter articles, though.
We're just the idiot minor leagues. The experts live down there. It's like reverse baseball.
Ohio's the Farm team? Makes sense. These lunatics just don't spring fully formed, they need to be cultured.
Good, we're back.
Closing statements:
Hillary: I'll tear down walls!
Bernie: I'll bust the top tenth of 1%'s balls!
And in conclusion, get your asses out and vote!
Well, that was a rollicking debate. Does anyone else think that those two video clips (BEnghaZi! and Bernie from 1982) were ripped straight outa Opposition Research? They really had the feel of the shiv in the side.
Pretty much. They were basically general election ad previews.
https://twitter.com/lilghosthands/status/70775274…
Seriously. We're 8 months out from the national election and I'm already wearing down.
Jesus, whoever came up with the debate questions sucks.
And you kids have fun tomorrow night–I'll be doing work stuff again, bitch moan grumble. Good night!
Oh god there's a GOP debate tomorrow? Help D:
Good night, enjoy not paying attention to Donald Trump!
Gotta say: the GOPer debates are way more fun.
Trump would have had that Guatemalan woman thrown out before she could ask her question. As soon as she started speaking Spanish, I think.
Breaking! Ted Cruz has lost his damn mind: http://gawker.com/uhh-1763946587
Wow. His Howard Dean moment.
He's running for the open seat of head reindeer!
So, just checkin………..ummmmmm
Why is that not a save-able gif?
Dunno, says 'proxy'
Related. Maybe it was the endorsement of Meghan;
“I was a huge Carly Fiorina fan and supporter,” McCain said on Neil Cavuto’s show on Fox News, stating that it was Fiorina’s endorsement of Cruz that moved her to support the Texas senator.
“I think her most notable moment was when Donald trump talked about her face, and she responded so eloquently during the debate,” she continued. “I think she has the capacity getting a lot of young conservative women taking a second look at Ted Cruz.”
“For me, honestly, I’ve been hesitant about Ted Cruz, and the Carly Fiorina endorsement has swayed my personal opinion,” McCain said.
Her father the senator has been less positive about Cruz, famously dismissing him as a “whacko bird.”
by the way, just for citing purposes which i forgot b.c. of Cruz nyah nyah face………
that was from the Guardian, and the last line is theirs.
In the gif dictionary, this is the picture next to the entry for "disqualifying."
We went through an entire debate and no one said anything about anyone's genitals. What a failure.
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Bernie won Michigan in the biggest polling upset in primary history.
Sure, though the news is all over the everything's falling apart thing for some reason
"Who's your favorite philosopher?"
"Jesus Christ"
*WHACK* zooooommm
Jeeeezuuuus Keeeeriiist…
Have at it. Needz moar stanzas.
A Worthy Endeavor, I think.
Aaaand…taxi for Senator Cruz…
<img src="https://newauthors.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyes-in-hands.jpg"/>
All in all, less frightening.