Trump is mostly trying to go positive in Ohio ads, oddly, but positive is just big crowds, American flags, and the three non-white people that support him talking.
Kasich is going really hard on "I MADE JOBS FOR YOU OHIO PLS DON'T VOTE FOR THESE OTHER IDIOTS"
Bernie has like 8 million different ads but they're all basically saying the exact same thing, Wall Street bad, higher wages good, etc. Pretty much what he's running on though.
Hillary literally has 1 ad in Ohio so far, which has little substance but is going hopeful. Basically the hope of a Bernie ad but with the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Also OH-8 primary ads suck, one ad is a bunch of shots of a guy cleaning a gun lmao
This is scary. Trump is talking sense about national defense. We fight wars for the Saudis; we send the fleet to protect Korea and have 28,000 soldiers there for no reason; we buy expensive, useless weapons systems from well-connected suppliers.
I can't make any decisions until May, when my mortgage impound account resets. No idea where my insurance and taxes will go, but it's usually not down.
Dammit Drumpf, stop making sense. "I'm pro-Israel, but will listen to the other side." What kinda crazy shit is that? Doesn't he know that the Establishment lerves Israel because they buy all our war stuff? With the $3 billion/year we give them as a gift card?
So many people complain that various gov't agencies don't work. Well, they may be inefficient at times, but what can you do when your agency's funding has been gutted since the 80s or earlier? I mean, what if you went to a restaurant that was trying to "cut costs" and therefore only had one server and one cook but still had 20 tables? Of course, it's going to suck. Of course, you''re going to wait forever. It all has to do with lack of funding.
1) Surprised that CNN even mentioned the violence at Drumpf rallies…
2) Not surprised at all that all the goons pivoted away from the question…
5) Not surprised no one denounced the violence.
#FEARPUKE
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Okay I'm not watching this shit tonight but you have sticky status now
I am honored….But think of the fun you'd have!
I could just turn on the TV and watch commercials for the same effect!
I haven't eaten yet.
Maybe back for hour two.
400 jerbs, really? Well done, governor!
Drumpf just did the double-dong jerkoff motion, awesome!
He's trying to class up his image.
Everybody's trying to look presidential tonight, even though they're all standing behind giant micrtoprocessor heat sinks.
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I don't know anything at all about Common Core, but let me tell you how much it sucks!
MAKE AMYGDALA GREAT AGAIN
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Yay! (debate utensil)
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Ad update btw
Trump is mostly trying to go positive in Ohio ads, oddly, but positive is just big crowds, American flags, and the three non-white people that support him talking.
Kasich is going really hard on "I MADE JOBS FOR YOU OHIO PLS DON'T VOTE FOR THESE OTHER IDIOTS"
Bernie has like 8 million different ads but they're all basically saying the exact same thing, Wall Street bad, higher wages good, etc. Pretty much what he's running on though.
Hillary literally has 1 ad in Ohio so far, which has little substance but is going hopeful. Basically the hope of a Bernie ad but with the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Also OH-8 primary ads suck, one ad is a bunch of shots of a guy cleaning a gun lmao
I think the Adblock chip direct brain implant's the only answer.
K-Street: Vocational education that'll take 'em through college, hungh?
LIEBRUL FASCISM
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Bash: How much do you want to cut Soshecurity?
Marco: For my mamacita? None. For you…sure!
I think everyone agrees that promising to cut Soshecurity is a sure path to the presidency. Just ask Chris Christie, if you can find him.
Somehow I don't feel at all secure that he won't try to fuck with my SS.
Privatize Medicare? That'll be popular.
Trump will get rid of waste, fraud and abuse. Guy's full of exciting new ideas. Or full of something.
Make Social Security great again!
This is scary. Trump is talking sense about national defense. We fight wars for the Saudis; we send the fleet to protect Korea and have 28,000 soldiers there for no reason; we buy expensive, useless weapons systems from well-connected suppliers.
Which part isn't true?
Cruz wants personal Soshecurity! How can that possibly not be successful?
Can't wait to meet my SS Concierge!
Exceeding inflation? My SS COLA this year was zero fucking percent, Rafael.
Me too. What're you doing with all your extra money?
What I am doing is dropping Medicare Part B because the VA takes care of me now, if I'm patient, ha ha.
I can't make any decisions until May, when my mortgage impound account resets. No idea where my insurance and taxes will go, but it's usually not down.
Fuck you Cruz
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MOAR
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Does K-Street do his hair with a Weed-Wacker?
Hooray, finally a process question, and for Trump: How exactly will you destroy the GOP?
Who is this guy, and what have they done with Teh Donald?
Wait'll Little Marco goes Don Rickles on him again.
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You're just posting random images, aren't you? Keep it up!
I'm going with the theme of these Republican debates: horrific and disturbing.
BTW, Drumpf is getting sued by a woman his modeling agency hired using (abusing) the H1B visa (may autoplay, because CNN.) http://money.cnn.com/2016/03/10/news/trump-model-…
Watch it, Little Marco! Payback is a motherfucker. Look at Donald storing it up.
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Nobody rejects Turkey, only some Vegans.
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HiLux or GTFO.
BUY MURICAN
Le Technicale Francoise:
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SOMETHING IS ECLIPSING THE MOON!!!!!!!!!
PLUS KHOMEINI WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!
The crowd doesn't like that teh Donald is pro-Joo?
Trump knows Jews!
Dammit Drumpf, stop making sense. "I'm pro-Israel, but will listen to the other side." What kinda crazy shit is that? Doesn't he know that the Establishment lerves Israel because they buy all our war stuff? With the $3 billion/year we give them as a gift card?
Cruz: Israel is liberal Democratic!!!
I thought that was a bad thing.
[also, maybe not so much on that liberal democratic thing ]
Is Kasich there?
eta: Damn, he is .
FEAR
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Boots on the ground baaaaabeeeeeeeee.
Cruz, on Foreign Policy:
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YEAH !! SHOCK AND AWE KASICH!
That always works.
WE HAZ TO FIGHT TO WIN
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Rubes feeling the Bern!!!!!!!!
Obligatory, times four (plus the moderators):
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Cuba–BOOOO
Who did that Burma thing, ? Can't recall just now…….
George Orwell?
Rudyard Kipling?
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
And there ain't no Ten Commandments, and a man can raise a thirst."
Kasich: "The VA sucks! We need to downsize it!"
So many people complain that various gov't agencies don't work. Well, they may be inefficient at times, but what can you do when your agency's funding has been gutted since the 80s or earlier? I mean, what if you went to a restaurant that was trying to "cut costs" and therefore only had one server and one cook but still had 20 tables? Of course, it's going to suck. Of course, you''re going to wait forever. It all has to do with lack of funding.
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Both Cuban candidates: Fuck you, Cuba.
Fuck it. Let's invade Cuba.
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Leave Kaus out of this.
BTW he has goats on his twitter page now.
*chokes*
So Kasich is against USian companies doing business in Cuba?
Cuba is strangely beautiful. Shaddup. They are Cuba, and they are proud.
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Their car mechanics are spectacular
No shit!
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'zat one of teh Donald's golf courses?
I'll let |Mark Hamill| describe the debate.
THROAT RAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Republicans:
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Kasich specifically mentions glasspusher.
Carrie.
Carrie
Mao Tse Trump!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH THEY'RE BACK
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After the Emporer Obama shit, Cruz whacks Trump on the pledges.
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Yeah, let's work together, Kasich. Why didn't anybody try that lately?
Joke's on you, Ruboto–the moon landing was faked!
Sidestepped the obvious..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ford………Nixon…………GHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna do a theremin song about Bebe Rebozo.
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I am:
1) Surprised that CNN even mentioned the violence at Drumpf rallies…
2) Not surprised at all that all the goons pivoted away from the question…
5) Not surprised no one denounced the violence.
So the invisible hand is gawd's?
So, watcha got Rubio?
Well, my wife told me a story, so there's that.
I'm wondering who slapped these bitches and told them to straighten up? I don't think the audience is down with the civility, however.
Good point. They dialed -down the clown .
Murdoch.
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No one ever did that kind of take better.
Definitely.
Quick take: No one won; All of us lost.
All I got out of tonight is that Drumpf has subcontracted the wall out to Cruz, for a split of what $$$ they get Mexico to cough up.
NO COMPROMISE!
The tiny brain is cool too
Thanks, glass
My point was Cubans are resourceful people and they preserved an identity..