You’d Think That Over Millennia Christians Would Be More Cautious About Tempting Lions March 10, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 88655 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F10%2Fyoud-think-that-over-millennia-christians-would-be-more-cautious-about-tempting-lions%2FYou%27d+Think+That+Over+Millennia+Christians+Would+Be+More+Cautious+About+Tempting+Lions2016-03-10+20%3A52%3A26Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F10%2Fyoud-think-that-over-millennia-christians-would-be-more-cautious-about-tempting-lions%2F +20
The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rushed the prophet to the hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn’t lose most of his buttocks. Maybe if he said "Save my ass, God!" he would have been fine. Reply
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Millennials are always doing stupid shit.
"Oh, for fuck's sake."
– God
The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rushed the prophet to the hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn’t lose most of his buttocks.
Maybe if he said "Save my ass, God!" he would have been fine.
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one of those times you find yourself rooting for the animals