11 thoughts on “Incident! The Musky Tale of Mr. Crinklepants Filch-a-Fish”
♪ I got pants that crinkle, crinkle, crinkle
As I'm shopliftin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh we're all full of smoked eel'
And that song ain't so very far from wrong ♪
You know, I've read every damn MPD Incident report for the past 3-plus months and Joel DeSpain has really been off his game as of late. I was actually worried and considered writing an "Are you OK?" card. Maybe he has just been going through some Seasonal Affective Disorder stuff. Glad to see he's back to his old self.
♪ I got pants that crinkle, crinkle, crinkle
As I'm shopliftin' merrily along
And they sing, 'Oh we're all full of smoked eel'
And that song ain't so very far from wrong ♪
As that sushi in your pants or are you— Wait, it's really sushi.
Maybe the suspect wasn't going to eat the sushi. Maybe he had…other plans for it.
Eww.
Trouser trout
Maybe he has cats, I was thinking. Cats with expensive tastes.
|these fuckers|
that's what the wasabi was for- a hot time in the old pants tonight
Bait.
"Smells like fish," yadda.
Sorry, feeling lazy.
You know, I've read every damn MPD Incident report for the past 3-plus months and Joel DeSpain has really been off his game as of late. I was actually worried and considered writing an "Are you OK?" card. Maybe he has just been going through some Seasonal Affective Disorder stuff. Glad to see he's back to his old self.