There's a lot of these out there. You know all those dudes that have the "cool Chinese character" tats? I'm sure that some of them are really horrifically inappropriate.
I know! I must make myself back away from this site and go get stuff done.
I wonder the same thing. There was an old Reader's Digest thingy that my parents kept pasted up somewhere, it was of a woman who had seen Chinese characters down the side of a menu and she thought they were particularly pretty, so she copied them down exactly, then later embroidered them on to a sweater. So natch, one day a Chinese man passed her on the street, stopped, broke out laughing, and said to her, "Do you know what that says? It says, 'This dish cheap but good.' "
ETA: OMG, I CANNOT go here, I must get away from my computer, but : Bad Chinese Tattoos Translated.|
a-HAH!
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.9653294,-76.28572…
(If you park in the lone handicapped parking spot in the secretive, gated NSA facility, who tickets you?)
The Lizard People beg to disagree.
The merry-go-round that is the sheepskin of Tautology U.
To be fair, | the Loonies swatted first. |
At first I thought it was my sister, but for all her issues, she does know how to spell.
Woah. Maybe *she* should be the one to spell-check the teabagger signs. There has to be money in that.
After that she can start on the |Engrish.|
That's an excellent idea.
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And "Crab Meth" is no laughing matter around here.
"Fried Vegetarian with Egg"
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/03/fried-rice-with-crab-meth.jpg" width="372" height="278" />
With egg? "That's not Vegan!"
<img src="http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Shanghai-Restaurant-Funny-Chinese-Food-Menu.jpg"/>
"Snacks are active in this area."
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/11/snacks_attack.jpg" width="278" height="416" />
(Bitter Taste) Not surprising.
<img src="http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gftfx87Z1qz4y5k.jpg"/>
Maybe it's just not in season..
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/11/mexican-fish-loose-bowel.jpg" width="342" height="420" />
What the…what is that?! It looks like a hot dog stuck in a potato and covered with shredded foam insulation.
<img src="https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/75478/610667/f/6102285-Chinglish_Menu-0.jpg"/>
Clearly, I need to broaden my culinary horizons.
Bacteria? That's just nuts.
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/06/my-nuts.jpg" width="296" height="432" />
I'm sure this is in the same aisle:
<img src="https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/30/11/enhanced-buzz-20123-1380555649-29.jpg"/>
Perfect for bimbos.
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/02/bimbo.jpg" width="310" height="404" />
Um…uh…
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There's a lot of these out there. You know all those dudes that have the "cool Chinese character" tats? I'm sure that some of them are really horrifically inappropriate.
Sluts! The Taste of People.
<img src="http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/06/the-taste-of-people.jpg" width="305" height="433" />
I know! I must make myself back away from this site and go get stuff done.
I wonder the same thing. There was an old Reader's Digest thingy that my parents kept pasted up somewhere, it was of a woman who had seen Chinese characters down the side of a menu and she thought they were particularly pretty, so she copied them down exactly, then later embroidered them on to a sweater. So natch, one day a Chinese man passed her on the street, stopped, broke out laughing, and said to her, "Do you know what that says? It says, 'This dish cheap but good.' "
ETA: OMG, I CANNOT go here, I must get away from my computer, but : Bad Chinese Tattoos Translated.|
(Damn, cannot type code today, here is linky: https://www.google.com/search?q=bad+chinese+tatto…
So. Very. Saved. Thanks!
Well of course he'd think chemtrails don't exist. That just proves they're working.