I can't wait for the voice-over disclaimer at the end of each show:
Sarah Palin is not a real judge, nor does she have anything close to a law degree. None of her decisions are final and none should be considered legal by any stretch of the imagination. Any monies awarded to any parties will be given in the form of snowmachines and moose jerky. Only a few animals were injured during taping.
I can imagine her screechy voice in the network exec room: "Well, y'know, Ashleigh Whatshername has that Legal show on the CNN lamestream liberal media– what's it called?– 'Legal Something'? Yeah, well, she's not a lawyer, either. I rest my case, fellas." (grins because she practiced that pun)
I have been sick for a week, but this news gives me the strength to go on
Please god let this get bought. I want to know what riders are on her contract.
Will she leave at the commercial break and not return?
OT: |Denton has finally spoken.|
I can't wait for the voice-over disclaimer at the end of each show:
Sarah Palin is not a real judge, nor does she have anything close to a law degree. None of her decisions are final and none should be considered legal by any stretch of the imagination. Any monies awarded to any parties will be given in the form of snowmachines and moose jerky. Only a few animals were injured during taping.
Please God, let it be called Wasilla Justice
Not Wahsillysauce Justice?
Sarah Palin will be to justice what Archer is to spying.
Danger Zone
I can imagine her screechy voice in the network exec room: "Well, y'know, Ashleigh Whatshername has that Legal show on the CNN lamestream liberal media– what's it called?– 'Legal Something'? Yeah, well, she's not a lawyer, either. I rest my case, fellas." (grins because she practiced that pun)
This is her angling for a SCOTUS nomination from the Trump Administration, isn't it?
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss
I am getting chills
Wait, is this a way to become a judge so she could overturn Tripp's convictions and Bristol's child support?
I can probably take solace in knowing that whatever network picks it up is one I never watch anyway.