Actual Headline: Lawyer For Top Trump Aide Resigned As US Atty After Allegedly Biting Stripper March 29, 2016 snowpointsecret 94483 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F29%2Factual-headline-lawyer-for-top-trump-aide-resigned-as-us-atty-after-allegedly-biting-stripper%2FActual+Headline%3A+Lawyer+For+Top+Trump+Aide+Resigned+As+US+Atty+After+Allegedly+Biting+Stripper2016-03-29+19%3A57%3A20Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F03%2F29%2Factual-headline-lawyer-for-top-trump-aide-resigned-as-us-atty-after-allegedly-biting-stripper%2F +20
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The paper also reported Coffey's father later bought back the credit card slip for $1,200 in an attempt to conceal his alleged involvement. A US Attorney running to Daddy to fix his problems? Who does he think he is, John Ensign? (Hell, timing-wise, this guy may have been the inspiration…) Reply
And now it is official, Carl Hiaasen is writing the script for this political season.
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A US Attorney running to Daddy to fix his problems? Who does he think he is, John Ensign?
(Hell, timing-wise, this guy may have been the inspiration…)