4 thoughts on “Indiana Gov. Mike Pence Would Like to Hear About Your Period”
Them: Good Morning, Governor Pence's office
Me: Hi. I just found out that we should be reporting our periods to the Governor…
Them: (interrupting) Ma'am, stop calling.
Me: This is the first time I've called. That's why I'm worried. I had my period last week and I didn't report it….
Them: (interrupting) Ma'am, I can't help you. (Click)
Them: Good Morning, Governor Pence's office
Me: Hi. I just found out that we should be reporting our periods to the Governor…
Them: (interrupting) Ma'am, stop calling.
Me: This is the first time I've called. That's why I'm worried. I had my period last week and I didn't report it….
Them: (interrupting) Ma'am, I can't help you. (Click)
This HAS to be a late April Fool's Day joke, right?
(reads linky)
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Wait, that wasn't my period, it was a miscarriage! Am I going to be punished?
At the moment of fertilization, is that when the egg gets a soul (and Second Amendment rights)?