7 thoughts on “Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2020 GOP Candidate for Presidient . . .”
So… linked from the article:
In a fresh — but long shot — assertion of states’ rights, Gov. Greg Abbott on Friday called for a convention of U.S. states to pass nine new amendments to the U.S. Constitution, measures meant to limit the powers of the federal government.
The amendments would require a balanced U.S. budget and prohibit Congress from regulating any activity “that occurs wholly within one state,” a category some conservatives say includes gun use and marriage. The amendments would also allow states to override federal laws or U.S. Supreme Court decisions if two-thirds of them disagreed and require a seven-justice supermajority for U.S. Supreme Court decisions that invalidate any law passed by state or federal legislators. […]
“When measured by how far we have strayed from the Constitution we originally agreed to, the government’s flagrant and repeated violations of the rule of law amount to a wholesale abdication of the Constitution’s design,” Abbott wrote in the 90-page proposal, which he was set to announce in a 1 p.m. speech before the conservative Texas Public Policy Foundation.
Yup, he seems perfect for a federal-level GOP position.
The nation's recent experience with Tejas goobernors aspiring (Perry, Connolly) and or being appointed (you-know-Who) to the presidency bodes ill for an Abbott candidacy.
As Barb once put it: "Read my lips: no new Texans."
Like any good Republican he's for tort reform but he did manage to win $10 million dollars in the lawsuit concerning the tree that fell on him while jogging which led to his being confined to a wheelchair.
So… linked from the article:
Yup, he seems perfect for a federal-level GOP position.
He can Presidient of the Dismemberment of the Untied States of US America.
Does he remember to lock the wheels of his wheelchair before firing, or does Hilarity Ensue every time he tries to prove just how Texan he is?
The wheelchair is a perfect mechanism to absorb the recoil! Win-win!
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I dunno, his moment arm seems kinda long…
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The nation's recent experience with Tejas goobernors aspiring (Perry, Connolly) and or being appointed (you-know-Who) to the presidency bodes ill for an Abbott candidacy.
As Barb once put it: "Read my lips: no new Texans."
Like any good Republican he's for tort reform but he did manage to win $10 million dollars in the lawsuit concerning the tree that fell on him while jogging which led to his being confined to a wheelchair.