2 thoughts on “Scratch a Gym Teacher, Find a Pedophile

  1. Mmmm, let me see if I have this straight:
      Newt Gingrich, 1995-99: marriage hat tricker & interminable bloviator, resigns after getting reprimanded by
        GOP House on ethics violations
      Denny Hastert, 99-2007: gives gavel to Pelosi, now heading to the Graybar Hotel for pedophilia when HS coach
      Nancy Pelosi,07-11: gives gavel to Agent Orange after D'Rats fall totally asleep in 2010
      Paul Ryan, 15-present: Ayn Rand objectivitst nutter, denies any interest in being Speaker, but gets elected
         denies any interest in being Prez, gets nominated by GOP, humiliated in Blovember

    Clearly, the GOP is the family values party.

  2. Wellllllllllllll, not sure about scratching, but what do you get if you smash their nuts with a baseball bat a dozen or so times?

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